The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever
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That occasionally crops up now and then. The classic line "Everyone on the scene was covered in small particles of dead whale..."
Have fun digesting this pixel art of one floor of a large space station.
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Floor796
An ever-expanding animation scene depicting the everyday life of the 796th floor of the huge space station
My wife just jap slapped me in the back of the head.
To set this up, we go back to last night, after dinner, about 7 PM. My wife always takes the dog out in the evening because she doesn't see it all day.
It was cold out, around 35 degrees or so. I'm in the middle of cleaning the kitchen when she comes plodding in to get the dog. She puts him on the leash. I turn around to look and I see the scene: She's in her heavy winter coat which is knee length, hood up that has the fur trim around it, little boots on and has this big, 100 pound, fluffy Alusky with her.
I almost laughed out loud when I said, "Ernest Shackleton, I presume."
She says, "Who?"
I said, "Google him."
Well, apparently, she just Googled him while lying in bed having her coffee and came down to slap me in the back of the head.
To set this up, we go back to last night, after dinner, about 7 PM. My wife always takes the dog out in the evening because she doesn't see it all day.
It was cold out, around 35 degrees or so. I'm in the middle of cleaning the kitchen when she comes plodding in to get the dog. She puts him on the leash. I turn around to look and I see the scene: She's in her heavy winter coat which is knee length, hood up that has the fur trim around it, little boots on and has this big, 100 pound, fluffy Alusky with her.
I almost laughed out loud when I said, "Ernest Shackleton, I presume."
She says, "Who?"
I said, "Google him."
Well, apparently, she just Googled him while lying in bed having her coffee and came down to slap me in the back of the head.
The Brits named a sub-hunter after him.
btw: we had a light dusting of snow that stuck last night. it'll be gone by this evening though.
btw: we had a light dusting of snow that stuck last night. it'll be gone by this evening though.