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The story of British Airways Flight 9, the Boeing 747 that lost all four engines due to volcanic ash (yet it landed safely) - The Aviation Geek Club

The story of British Airways Flight 9, the Boeing 747 that lost all four engines due to volcanic ash (yet it landed safely)
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Captain Eric Moody - Aircraft Captain
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are all doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.”
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I can't remember if I heard this story from somebody or read it somewhere:

There was a flight where the weather was really, really rough. Bad turbulence, lightning, the works. As they came in for a landing the wind gusts were really hard and the landing was very rough; the aircraft actually bounced once before settling down on the runway.

People were gasping sighs of relief when the head steward got on the intercom and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the rough landing. If you'll please remain seated, Captain Kangaroo will now bounce us over to the terminal for deboarding."
 
If heaven was in Europe:
the English are the policemen
the French are the cooks
the German are the mechanics
the Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss organize everything

If hell was in Europe:
the German are the policemen
the English are the cooks
the French are the mechanics
the Swiss are the lovers
and the Italians organize everything
 
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