The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever

[Gomez Adams]

My daughter and her boyfriend came over and I cooked ribs and black beans and rice and I was up 'till about 8:30. ( I'm normally in bed by 7:30)

My son just came by, gave me a hug and said, "you were up all night!"

Yeah. Party animal here. Three glasses of wine, up 'till 8:30.

Burning that early evening oil.

 

[Zeedox]

We're normally 11:30 (post news).

 

[Gomez Adams]

 

[Gomez Adams]

Ok, this one killed me. I'm just now recovering. So there's this:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1438980256451469317

And then there's this:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1439131858067812353

 

[Zeedox]

Trinidad and Tobago have responded:

Trinidad & Tobagao Has Confirmed They Have No Record of Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Balls

"What was sad about this is that it wasted our time yesterday."

www.esquire.com

 

[Gomez Adams]

 

[Grimhogun]

My daughter and her boyfriend came over and I cooked ribs and black beans and rice and I was up 'till about 8:30. ( I'm normally in bed by 7:30)

My son just came by, gave me a hug and said, "you were up all night!"

Yeah. Party animal here. Three glasses of wine, up 'till 8:30.

Burning that early evening oil.

I can't really say much. I don't make it past 10:30 that much anymore.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz]

I'm normally up late on weekends but not weeknights. I usually hit it around 10.

 

[Gomez Adams]

The race for Texas Governor is closer than I thought.

 

[Zeedox]

 

[Gomez Adams]

Now is when they need them most.

That's no shit!

 

[Zeedox]