The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever

[Zeedox]

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in

Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma

Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?

 

[Gomez Adams]

LMAO!!!

 

[Zeedox]

 

[Gomez Adams]

Ok. I give up. I don't get it.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Oh boy...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1492141912668704772

 

[Zeedox]

Ok. I give up. I don't get it.

It doesn't matter what other animals can see - you're always going to see only what you can see.

I used to laugh at the old TV commercials which would show you how much better their picture is - umm, how am I supposed to tell on my old TV?

 

[Zeedox]

And her smile reminds of a smiling beaver with those teeth

 

[Gomez Adams]

I used to laugh at the old TV commercials which would show you how much better their picture is - umm, how am I supposed to tell on my old TV?

Oh yeah! I used to say the same thing! I would think, "Yeah. Great looking picture! That means I don't need your TV!"

And her smile reminds of a smiling beaver with those teeth

 

[Hugo Stiglitz]

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in

Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma

Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?

That is solid fucking gold. I've got to remember that one.

 

[Gomez Adams]

My daughter sent me this and it's a riot. Apparently, this guy puts his cat in movies for fun. He does an extraordinary job of it.

 

[Gomez Adams]

 

[Zeedox]

I saw parts of the Titanic one. Probably the most I've ever seen of that movie.