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Almost all religions (if not All) work by cultish means.
It's the only explanation for taking children to church starting from birth and not waitng until they are (insert local age of majority) to make their own decisions about religion, denominations and beliefs.
 
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My conversation with my daughter took place when she was 14.

After about an hour of talking about it, I gave her my Bible and said, "Anything else you need to know is in this book. If you don't find God in here, you won't find him anywhere."
 
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