The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever

[Gomez Adams]

This person never buys another drink in my presence.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1800479383180005549

 

[Zeedox]

Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

 

[Gomez Adams]

I'm very well versed. Still funny. Just took this:

 

[Zeedox]

I remember watching it as a youngin' all the time. One night my grandmother (orginally from England) caught an episode and walked out about 10 mins into the show saying how "repetitive and disgusting" it was. About four or five months later doesn't she confide to my dad (her son) that she tried it again and lo and behold she loves it now...

 

[Gomez Adams]

At least she came to her senses eventually.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Tell me you're Russian without telling me you're Russian.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1801855666203607063

 

[Zeedox]

 

[Zeedox]

 

[Gomez Adams]

This story is about me.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1802876389248385468

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1803296322428051759

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1803553850013413386

 

[Zeedox]

That deserves a Naked Gun facepalm