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“The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.”

― Socrates
 
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He'd shit golden bricks today.

In other news: You know your neighborhood has gone full blown douchebag when they start calling a yard sale an estate sale.

Was test driving the wife's car after an oil change and tune-up and saw the signs on the way out (and back in) to the subdivision. :rolleyes: