Stay classy, Atlanta. Stay classy.

[Zeedox]

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy

“Every store, you buy a globe. There’s globes everywhere. Every movie, every TV show, news media — why? It doesn’t make sense.”

www.rollingstone.com

In an interview with David Weiss (AKA “Flat Earth Dave”) and Matt Long on her “Jesus, Guns, and Babies” podcast, Taylor and her guests discussed biblical “evidence” that the Earth is actually flat as a pancake. “The people that defend the globe don’t know anything about the globe,” said Weiss. “If they knew a tenth of what Matt and I know about the globe they would be Flat Earthers.”

 

[Gomez Adams]

Yeah. She chairs the Southeast district of Georgia. They make the 14th district (Northwest Georgia represented by MTG) look like semi intellectuals capable of some level of decorum.

 

[Zeedox]

Please wear clothes in your digital driver's license photo, Georgia officials urge | CNN

Your driver’s license is not the right place for a spicy selfie, according to Georgia officials.

www.cnn.com

Recognizable body part?

 

[Gomez Adams]

There's a reason Alabama and Mississippi don't offer that service.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Yep.

Just another day on I-285.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1664691557964865538

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1665206931160543232

He is going to be in jail for some time.

And I would hate to see the condition of the Ferrari once he gets out. By the time Joe's towing service is done with it and rednecks are done stripping it, he'll be lucky to have so much as the floor pans intact.

 

[Zeedox]

It doesn't say jail; just an extra $200 on the fine for super-speeder unless I read that wrong. But does the regular Georgia speeding law provide for jail time?

Here in NS going 30mph over any posted speed limit is called stunting and nets an addition $2400cdn.

 

[Gomez Adams]

100 mph or more, you go directly to jail and your license is automatically suspended indefinitely until your court date.

 

[Zeedox]

With the stunting charge comes an immediate 7 day suspension on the spot.

 

[Gomez Adams]

SS tickets are usually a year minimum.

One guy a few years ago that was caught doing 130 on I-285 had his suspended for 5 years.

That is the most I've ever seen since my brother had his yanked for 4 years following his 5th DUI.

 

[Gomez Adams]

At least he's happy...until the weed wears off, that is.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1666229783506632706

 

[Gomez Adams]

This fucking guy...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1666482738600329223