Elon Musk now owns Twitter


Horsey McElon McMean, he laughed until he counted his loot,
The total of which made his planned profits moot.
"How can I trick folks into giving me more?
My Saudi owners are sure to soon knock at my door!"

A light bulb flashed bright in his new hairplugged skull,
"I know how to make Twitter's coffers grow full!"
He ordered his H-1B team to convene.
"In 48 hours make me a Check Hide Machine!"
 
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Since Elon Musk is now in court being sued by Dogecoin investors for manipulating the stock and costing them millions, he's now put the Dogecoin logo on Twitter. It's in the center of your screen as Twitter spins up and it has replaced the bird logo in the upper left side of the screen.

 
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