Trump Hires Cambridge Analytica Boss

Gomez Adams

Grammar Fascist
Staff member
Dec 1, 2020
Suwanee, Georgia

I’m so glad we’ve changed missions. This is like it was back when we first started: so much shit done by so many assholes you can write three stories a day if you want to.

Well, folks, you just can’t make this shit up. Trump has hired Matt Oczkowski to run all the data programs for his reelection campaign.

So, whofuck is Matt Oczkowski? I’m glad you asked! Matt Oczkowski was the head of product at Cambridge Analytica before it went bankrupt and finally shut down in 2018.

Now, for those of you that live under a fucking rock, Cambridge Analytica was the data company that stole shit tons of data from Facebook. (About 90 million users overall with the lions share in the U.S.) They then used that data to do voter profiling and use fake ads from fake accounts to influence people in election districts.

To make matters worse, then CEO Alexander Nix had actually reached out to Julian ASSange to help him distribute the emails that had been illegally stolen from Hillary Clinton.

So, yeah. What we have here is basically the same corrupt asshole (Trump) hiring another corrupt asshole (Matt Oczkowski) that worked for a corrupt company to do the same corrupt shit that was done in the 2016 election all over again. At least, that’s certainly what it seems like. Everybody is already shitting bricks over it.

It would be like hiring Heinrich Himmler to run your immigration department with the assumption he was a “changed man”.
Yeah. Sure. Right.

The hits just keep on coming. Trump is pardoning and commuting the sentences of a dozen criminals, hooking up with career shady characters and doing the same exact shit he did in 2016.

Why are we not surprised?

For more on this, read this in depth article by the good folks over at Politico.