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Henry Kissinger, Lich


Often such a creature is the result of a wilful transformation, as a powerful wizard skilled in necromancy who seeks eternal life uses rare substances in a magical ritual to become undead. Unlike zombies, which are often depicted as mindless, liches are sapient, retaining their previous intelligence and magical abilities. Liches are often depicted as holding power over lesser undead soldiers and servants.
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Guess who actually holds the GOP keys...
 
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So James Woods was trending this morning on Twitter. I was thinking he had either caught covid or died or once again said something stupid.

Turns out, best I can figure, it's just people trashing him. I read through some of the jokes / insults and found this little jewel that still has me laughing:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1431571160542687246
 
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