The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever

[Gomez Adams]

Her: When a guy tells me he owns a gun, I'm like, "Oh! What's wrong with your dick"?

Him: The last time I used my dick on a home intruder, I got in WAY more trouble. The cops were not pleased with me AT ALL. The intruder wound up having to go to counseling that I had to pay for, and now I'm on a list. Just use a gun.

 

[Gomez Adams]

 

[Gomez Adams]

I'm going to order one of these.

 

[Zeedox]

I'm going to order one of these.

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I want one

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1774880527386075153

I'm glad I don't have the memories this man had to carry for so very, very long.

Godspeed, sir.

 

[Zeedox]

 

[Gomez Adams]

Welcome to Atlanta, my man Justin down a HJIA:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1775502081111015548

 

[Zeedox]

Been there and I was the martini.

 

[Zeedox]

 

[Gomez Adams]

No Code Red Mountain Dew?!

Slacker.

 

[Gomez Adams]

 

[Gomez Adams]