The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever

[Zeedox]

What the hell is wrong with people?

I don't let MY dog use the bathroom in my front lawn. I just had to run a guy off I've never seen before walking his dog in the middle of my front lawn.

What the actual fuck?

Let your dog piss and shit in YOUR front lawn. Not mine. The fucking gall of some people.

There's a fuycking easement by the road edge for a reason - use that.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Super Mario Bros. Surpassed the billion dollar mark this week.

Oh. OK. I know just as much now as I did before.

I vaguely remember the video game on Nintendo from the 80's and the really hokey movie they made about it back then, but that's about it.

 

[Zeedox]

Oh how the franchise grew since then. With kids born in the 90's I saw a lot of the changes.

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1653088390416416772

 

[Zeedox]

 

[Gomez Adams]

Truth in advertising. How refreshing.

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1652776046540779522

 

[Zeedox]

I saw this just yesterday. Both of us howled at how involved he is in his work.

And that one girl (32 sec), "Oooooohhhhhhh Mmmmmmmyyyyyyyy Gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwdddddddd"

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1653474151997292567

 

[Gomez Adams]

I give you the best dressed and most distinguished guest of the Met Gala.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1653212037596495874

 

[Zeedox]

Quickly sugar water!

 

[Gomez Adams]

I've loved Lewis Black for decades and he just keeps getting funnier.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1653781047333515266