So the Jersey Shore is a no go.

[Gomez Adams]

There's a 1,000-pound great white shark swimming near the Jersey shore

A massive great white shark has been recorded swimming off the New Jersey shore.

www.cnn.com

With this guy hanging around:



Yeah. Fuck the Jersey Shore. I'll stick to something a little further inland...like a cornfield in Nebraska.

 

[Zeedox]

My Philly relatives used to go to the Jersey shore when we were kids. We were out there the year Jaws was released and I distinctly remember the lack of people going into the water after the movie was released. And this was Jersey not even Martha's.