Well folks, here we go with my first political BBQing of a really massive asshole that’s in desperate need of it. You know, I’ve heard Rush Limbaugh off and on for years. Every time I hear him he’s talking about the “drive by media” in between bouts of drug induced racist ramblings, homophobic rages and long rambles of misogyny.
I used to laugh my ass off about this moron and the people that listened to him. I mean, shit, the guy never tells the truth about anything which makes his listeners the most uninformed, stupid, knuckle-dragging apes this side of those assholes one would find on Stormfront. Then again, for all we know, Rush is a card carrying member.
So on to recent events with this asshole. He just revealed a couple weeks ago that he has “advanced” lung cancer. I wonder how the hell that might have happened?
Dumb fuck. No wonder!
Now, advanced could mean many things coming from Rush. It could mean he has a very small spot they just found that’s benign but to him it’s advanced because at one point it wasn’t fucking there.
This is Rush we’re talking about. Anything is possible. Most folks would give you a fucking number. Stage 1, 2, 3 or 4. Not Rush though. Fucker wants sympathy so it’s “advanced”. For the record, I got 5 bucks says the asshole lives another 10 years. But he wants all the love and sympathy and president doofus gave it to him by awarding him the nations highest civilian honor.
For fucking what?!?!
Nobody knows. But lets look at why a worthless fuck like Trump would award a worthless fuck like Rush the nations highest honor. Here’s some examples of Rush’s “contributions to radio”.
Rush on then Eagle’s Quarterback Donovan McNabb:
Really, fatass? Hmmm…let’s review some tidbits about McNabb:I don’t think he’s been that good from the get-go. I think what we’ve had here is a little social concern in the NFL. I think the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. They’re interested in black coaches and black quarterbacks doing well. I think there’s a little hope invested in McNabb and he got a lot of credit for the performance of his team that he really didn’t deserve. The defense carried this team.
Limbaugh on ESPN 2003
- 6 time pro bowl selection
- 3 time Big East player of the year
- Big East rookie of the year. (effectively making him player of the year his entire college career.)
- Syracuse retired his jersey No. 5 to honor him.
- The Philadelphia Eagles retired his jersey No. 5 to honor him.
It was shortly after that he was arrested for illegally obtaining oxycodone. He was a fucking drug addict and hooked on pain pills for years. Rush is one of those assholes that lives in a glass house but constantly hurls rocks around.
Just a few years later, in 2006, he was again busted for illegal prescriptions. This time though, it was Viagra. Poor old Rush was dropping so much oxy that he couldn’t get it up anymore so he had to resort to dropping the blue pill.
Like anybody would voluntarily fuck that tub of shit to begin with.
Rush actually thinks there’s no such thing as consent when it comes to sexual relations with women. (Obviously not as he has to resort to dropping Viagra hand over fist to cop a woody so he has a very small window of opportunity…among other things, I’m sure.)
Here’s Rush on sexual relations with women:
Here’s Rush on feminism:
And just lately Rush has gone after Pete Buttigieg. Here’s what Rush had to say about him:“It was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.”
Rush went on to say that Pete would be an ideal rival to Trump, who he said would “have fun” going up against a politician who “loves kissing his husband on debate stages.”Okay, how’s this going to look, 37-year-old gay guy kissing his husband on stage next to Mr. Man Donald Trump? What’s going to happen there? They’ve got to be saying that despite all the great progress and despite all the great wokeness, and despite all the great ground that’s been covered, America’s still not ready to elect a gay guy kissing his husband on the debate stage president.”
Yeah. A real class act, this asshole. And this is just a couple days ago AFTER he was awarded the nations highest honor. You just can’t make this shit up, folks!
And he’s a liar. All his “false flag” bullshit, saying Trump was right to say that there were “very fine” Nazi’s and such. Politifact did an examination of Rush and all his bullshit. Here’s how it breaks down:
- True: 0%
- Mostly True: 4%
- Half True: 11%
- Mostly False: 23%
- False: 35%
- Pants on Fire: 23%
That’s just fucking staggering.
And this asshole was given our nations highest honor. Well, consider the source. Trump is just like Rush. They’re both lying, womanizing, racist assholes.
Just for comparison, let’s take a look at some Medal of Freedom winners that this asshole has been put alongside:
- Georgia O’Keeffe
- Norman Rockwell
- Bob Hope
- James Stewart
- Doris Day
- Tom Hanks
- T.S. Eliot
- Tennessee Williams
- Harper Lee
- Duke Ellington
- Count Basie
- Yo Yo Ma
- Henry Ford II
- David Rockefeller
- Edward R. Murrow
- Walter Cronkite
- Tom Brokaw
- Lucille Ball
- Fred Rogers
- Andy Griffith
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.