Report: Most popular kink among millennials is role-playing as a couple that owns a house

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Report: Most popular kink among millennials is role-playing as a couple that owns a house

BURNABY, BC – A published study out of Simon Fraser university on generational sexuality has found that the most popular sexual kink among millennials is roleplaying as a couple that owns a house. While older generations have often used role-play as a way to simulate various power dynamics or...

www.thebeaverton.com

“Nothing gets me more hot and bothered than imagining I own a two storey home that isn’t ruined by noisy upstairs neighbours,” explained Jill Catalania, 26. “When my partner first suggested we give homeowner role-plays a try, I was a bit hesitant at first. It seemed so naughty to put on a sundress and pretend I was reading a book in a yard that I paid for, while my spouse sat in the living room filling out homeowners insurance applications. But ever since that first night, it’s done wonders for our sex life.”

(satire)

 

[Gomez Adams]

That can't be a serious article.

 

[Zeedox]

The Beaverton is the Canadian version of The Onion.
Marked as satire now.