I might have to go vegan.

Gomez Adams

Grammar Fascist
Staff member
Dec 1, 2020
Suwanee, Georgia
So I went to the doctor yesterday because I've had shortness of breath the last couple days. I tested negative for Covid, but a chest X-ray looked like I was cooking up an upper respiratory infection so they put me on antibiotics and steroids.

I hate steroids. I can never sleep when I'm on them. At any rate, so I'm up late watching TV and this guy Jamie Oliver comes on and starts cooking a roasted head of cabbage. Then he makes an asparagus quiche. On and on he goes; no meat. It all looked SO good.

That was some vegetable cooking I could really get behind.


Resident Canadian
Dec 1, 2020
Canada's Ocean Playground
Get as large portabella mushroom - like 5-6 inches across. Remove the stem and scrap out the the gills with a teaspoon (scrape them off gently, they are very wet and ruin grilling). Lightly coat them in olive oil and take plop them on the grill just like a steak.
Your vegans will love you.
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Dec 1, 2020
Man, some guy this morning on the radio was talking about how to cook eggs a certain way to make omelets, and quiches etc, and adding certain things in them ( vegies etc. ) I hadn't had breakfast cause I was rushing to work running a few mins. late. Oh, god it was making me so hungry !! šŸ˜›
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Well-known member
Dec 3, 2020
I dated a vegan a couple years ago and she was the most annoying damn woman I ever dealt with. Couldn't go out to eat with her becuase she's just bitch endlessly about the lack of vegan options. I literally dumped her at a restaruant when she started bitching about lack of vegan options. I just got up said "that's it" threw my napkin on the table and went and paid and left.

Hugo Stiglitz

Resident Vigilante
Dec 7, 2020
My sister in law made this tofu lasagna once. I remembered thinking it was like eating soft plastic with tomato sauce. I like vegetables with my meat. That's as far as I go. Screw vegans.
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