Has your life reached the point...

Gomez Adams

Grammar Fascist
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Dec 1, 2020
Suwanee, Georgia
That you have to hide your cookies in the back of your underwear drawer underneath your boxers?

Mine has.

My daughter is coming home tonight (by way of her boyfriend) to stay a few days as she has the surgery to remove the pins from her broken hand tomorrow. So of course I went grocery shopping. For sweets I bought:
  • Two containers of Edys Ice Cream
  • One party sized package of Double Stuffed Oreos.
  • Two party sized packs of Chips Ahoy chocolate chunk cookies.
  • Two packs of Pepperidge Farm Macadamia Nut Cookies (mine)
Now, any other time I can just buy the Oreos (my son) and my cookies and just leave my cookies in the top of the cupboard and I'm safe.

But with my daughter here? No freaking way.

Last time she and her boyfriend were here, they cleaned me out of my cookies by the time I got back from taking out the garbage.

It's a sad, sad state of affairs.
Ahhh. I see your conundrum. The underwear drawer may be extreme but it is the right idea, i believe, in this case.


Crikey. We left the succulent bait out for our nightly crocs, but we failed to account they were creatures of habit in regards to feeding grounds.
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And of course to them it's:

And here we see the ancient old fart asleep in his bed thinking his cookies are safe in his undewear drawer. I'm gonna poke him with a stick and take the cookies and run.
Living with my uncle the last few months has been cool. We both like the same stuff for the most part so we just double down on it all.
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