Has your life reached the point...

[Gomez Adams]

That you have to hide your cookies in the back of your underwear drawer underneath your boxers?

Mine has.

My daughter is coming home tonight (by way of her boyfriend) to stay a few days as she has the surgery to remove the pins from her broken hand tomorrow. So of course I went grocery shopping. For sweets I bought:

• Two containers of Edys Ice Cream
• One party sized package of Double Stuffed Oreos.
• Two party sized packs of Chips Ahoy chocolate chunk cookies.
• Two packs of Pepperidge Farm Macadamia Nut Cookies (mine)

Now, any other time I can just buy the Oreos (my son) and my cookies and just leave my cookies in the top of the cupboard and I'm safe.

But with my daughter here? No freaking way.

Last time she and her boyfriend were here, they cleaned me out of my cookies by the time I got back from taking out the garbage.

It's a sad, sad state of affairs.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz]

I thought you had a gun. Man up. Threaten the kids with their lives.

 

[Gomez Adams]

My wife would kick my ass.

 

[Zeedox]

• Two containers of Edys Ice Cream
• One party sized package of Double Stuffed Oreos.
• Two party sized packs of Chips Ahoy chocolate chunk cookies.
• Two packs of Pepperidge Farm Macadamia Nut Cookies (mine

So you leave all this bait out and now cry that it's been eaten??

 

[Gomez Adams]

So you leave all this bait out and now cry that it's been eaten??

No, no, no...

I leave all that bait out and the only thing they eat is my cookies.

 

[Zeedox]

Ahhh. I see your conundrum. The underwear drawer may be extreme but it is the right idea, i believe, in this case.

/SteveIrwinVoice

Crikey. We left the succulent bait out for our nightly crocs, but we failed to account they were creatures of habit in regards to feeding grounds.

 

[Gomez Adams]

And of course to them it's:

And here we see the ancient old fart asleep in his bed thinking his cookies are safe in his undewear drawer. I'm gonna poke him with a stick and take the cookies and run.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz]

Must suck to be you. Hiding cookies. Shit man.

 

[Zeedox]

Must suck to be you. Hiding cookies. Shit man.

I have to admit I must hide any Babybel cheese when my daughter is over.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Same. It's pathetic what we have to resort to. I even buy Laughing Cow cheese as bait.

It works only 20% of the time.

 

[Grimhogun]

Living with my uncle the last few months has been cool. We both like the same stuff for the most part so we just double down on it all.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz]

I have to admit I must hide any Babybel cheese when my daughter is over.

Man I can eat that shit until I'm absolutely sick. I get two nets of it and a big box of the cracked pepper trisket crackers and make a dinner out of it.