Brian Laundrie's remains found.

Gomez Adams

Grammar Fascist
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Dec 1, 2020
Suwanee, Georgia
The search is over for Brian Laundrie, the asshole that killed Gabby Petito on their road trip around America.

The FBI confirmed Thursday that the remains found in Carlton Reserve in North Port belonged to Laundrie -- who vanished last month after Petito was reported missing. She was found strangled to death in a Wyoming national park on September 19.​

Works for me. That saves the millions of dollars the trial would have costs followed by the decades of incarceration before he was executed or died of old age.
Hmm...only skeletal remains. I would imagine a gator/croc attack would leave teeth marks on the bones whereas drowning or venomous bite wouldn't leave much on the bones.
It seems the chickenshit asshole offed himself

Brian Laundrie, whose disappearance sparked a nationwide manhunt in September after his fiancee, Gabby Petito, went missing and was later found murdered, killed himself, an autopsy report released on Tuesday revealed.
Well, yeah. That figures. Typical type of asshole that beats up on women. On the bright side, the way white men have LITERALLY gotten away with murder lately, it's for the best.

If Rittenhouse can claim self defense for gunning down unarmed white people, I'm sure Laundrie's family would have played the mental disorder card and got him sentenced to mental evaluation and release after a couple years.