47 Seconds of PURE Skill – SaVaGee of SIMP

Gomez Adams

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Original Author: Thing 1
October 26, 2017

Folks, this will in all likelihood be the shortest article we’ve ever done. Here’s the video:


Here’s the game results:

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That’s it, folks. That’s all we got.

Top Comment: Scorpiany and Thing 1

Scorpiany:

Usually I would go to the same position even if my allies aren’t coming, just to get the initial spots on the enemy team (And make the enemy think it’s not an abandoned flank) – Typically enemy lights don’t rush over the ridge like that, until their second run.

Thing 1:
Which of course means that there’s no fucking skill involved. It’s just like the old fucking Pacman game: you follow a pattern assuming the same results. All there is to it is to learn the pattern.

But then once some part of the pattern changes you’re fucked.
 

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Gets in fastest tank hauls ass to the front gets shot to hell and then screams WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING IDIOTS BACK ME UP!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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Gets in fastest tank hauls ass to the front gets shot to hell and then screams WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING IDIOTS BACK ME UP!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
That asshole in the heavy in the other post did the same thing. Charge in ahead of everybody else get blown to bits and then say I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BACKUP!!! I don't miss that crybaby bullshit one bit.
 

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Gets in fastest tank hauls ass to the front gets shot to hell and then screams WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING IDIOTS BACK ME UP!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
People still do that in War Thunder.

You'll get some guy that spawns in an attacker like an IL 2 that spawns way out in front. They'll go hell bent for leather for the ground targets and get caught by someone on the enemy team that spawned in another attacker, get blown to bits, and then yell at the fighters that took off from the runway that haven't even made it to cruising altitude yet "Why didn't anybody support me?".

People are stupid like that. They always assume the entire planet revolves around them.