The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever
- Thread starter Gomez Adams
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I think it was two or three weeks ago I had stayed up late and was in the bathroom the next morning still half asleep and went to brush my teeth and I noticed all of a sudden that I was squeezing hand sanitizer onto my toothbrush and not toothpaste. At least I saw it before I stuck it in my mouth and started scrubbing.
I've done that only it was worse. I have a tube of Voltaren on my side of the bathroom vanity for rubbing into my back, knees and hands. I was still have asleep one morning about a year ago and caught myself putting a bead of it on my toothbrush.
But have you ever got into the shower and started washing and suddenly realized you had your socks and underwear still on?
With the cooler weather I find my wife and I keeping our masks on if the next store on the list is a short drive away.
Yesterday after I walked into the second store, I started taking my mask off.
