The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever

[Zeedox]

Choose your warrior

 

[Gomez Adams]

Spit coffee on this one.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1787517308484661362

 

[Gomez Adams]

So you don't want to walk Gibson?

You're going to strike him out?

Hadn't you rather walk him and face Jackson?

No?

You sure?

Ok...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1788027526209581179

Uh huh.

Ya basic.

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1788192371496099881

 

[Gomez Adams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1788755313870401885

 

[Zeedox]

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face."

Cream or milk?

 

[Gomez Adams]

I love how he's actually looking into the blood soaked car with the dead body in it when he says:

"Jimmy, can you do me a favor? I thought I smelled some coffee back there, could you get me a cup?"

"ummm...how do you take it?"

"Lots of cream, lots of sugar."

 

[Gomez Adams]

Might as well tell them, "Don't touch! Hot plate!"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1788667227421499630

 

[Zeedox]

Cow Elk Bites Off Tip Of Young Boy’s Finger At Rocky Mountain National Park

A RIFF on what country is really about.

www.whiskeyriff.com

 

[Gomez Adams]

We are a nation of idiots.

 

[Zeedox]

 

[Gomez Adams]

There's a very old joke: know what happens when you play a country tune backwards?

You get your truck back, your house back, your wife back, your dog back...