Her: When a guy tells me he owns a gun, I'm like, "Oh! What's wrong with your dick"?
Him: The last time I used my dick on a home intruder, I got in WAY more trouble. The cops were not pleased with me AT ALL. The intruder wound up having to go to counseling that I had to pay for, and now I'm on a list. Just use a gun.
Him: The last time I used my dick on a home intruder, I got in WAY more trouble. The cops were not pleased with me AT ALL. The intruder wound up having to go to counseling that I had to pay for, and now I'm on a list. Just use a gun.