The Comedy Thread - Jokes, Cartoons, Whatever

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Zeedox

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Have I ever told you my conspiracy theory for zombies. I made it up on the fly one day when explaining conspiracy theories to one of my sons. I was explaining how a 'good conspiracy theory' has some very obscure but provable facts mixed in with all the lies and conjecture. It was perhaps too good as he actually wondered for a bit after if it was real...

One of these days I will have to write the great dissertation...
 
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