So stupid it's almost unbelievable.

Gomez Adams

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We've all assumed since the day it happened that Rudy's presser at Four Seasons Total Landscaping was a screw up.

It was. But the truth is even more ridiculous than what we all thought.


A month before Giuliani made Four Seasons Total Landscaping a perfectly odd footnote in U.S. political history, the Trump campaign made a fairly sizable expense to another landscaping company with an almost identical name.​
Sometime in late September, the Republican National Committee booked an event staging and property company called Four Seasons Landscape and Property Services to spruce up a location for a West Coast fundraising swing for then-President Donald Trump. The Santa Clarita-based company charged the committee $48,515.78 for the job.​
 
Am I smelling the faint odour of kickback somewhere?
I don't think so. I think it's pure incompetance.

Rudy wanted to impress Trump, so he figured he'd use the same people that set up the California dinner that had taken place months before when Trump had covid.

Unfortunately, Rudy looked up the wrong company.

We had always thought that Rudy thought he was booking the Four Seasons Hotel. Turns out that was not accurate. He thought he was booking the same landscaping and events company that the Trump campaign had used out in California and it turned out to be just a mom and pop operation in a very questionable section of town.

In the end, it was even more ridiculously stupid than we thought.
 
Four Seasons Landscape and Property Services
Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Pretty close. I guess the idea that one is in Pennsylvania and the other was in fucking California should have tipped him off but hey. This is Rudy we're talking about.
 
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My favorite part
A few days after the vote, Giuliani held his infamous presser at the similarly named Four Seasons Total Landscaping, turning an obscure company into an emblem of the shambolic conspiracy hunts that were to follow. Blumel’s phone blew up with texts from friends and acquaintances asking the obvious question: Is this, in any way at all, related to you?

“We happen to have the same name as the other one,” he said. “But no, we are not affiliated.”
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