I can top it.
Back in 1992 I had bought a brand new ZX11 Kawasaki. The first badass sport bike to hit the planet. It'd do 200mph.
So anyway, me and a friend on his brand new 883 Harley Davidson were on the way to Edisto for a party. Suddenly, he's just gone. I turn around and head back and there he is on the side of the road. No power. At all.
So he breaks a tow rope out and, you guessed it, my jap bike has to tow his "Made in the USA" bike back to the house. He asked me to take the backroads.
I didn't. I took him right through the middle of Hollywood on the way to his place. It was glorious.
Of course, as soon as we stopped at his house, I put the kickstand down, jumped off and took off running.
Foot note: turns out his control module had blown and his rectifier assembly had fried. The bike was 6 weeks old. Both components were made by Hitachi. I told him, "See? If you'd bought a Kawasaki you'd have had Nippon components and not have that problem". Then I took off running again.