My dog is a wuss.

[Zeedox]

Damnit man! Kick a dog while he's down. That's fucking awful.

And he's building 'karma' off it too!

 

[Gomez Adams]

I see. So now it's "dog pile on the admin" time.

 

[Zeedox]

You have thick bark...

 

[Hugo Stiglitz]

I see. So now it's "dog pile on the admin" time.

Damn straight. Having fun at a dogs expense? Yeah. You get pilled on for that shit.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Well, his incision got infected because he wouldn't leave it alone. So now he's on antibiotics.

The wife got sick of the hard plastic cones of shame because not only was he chewing them up and damaging his incision with them, her legs are black and blue from him running into her with it.

So she ordered Cosmo a new, soft, fashionable cone of...well...I'm not sure what.

I don't think Cosmo thinks much of it.

 

[Zeedox]

He's thinkin', "Oh man they child-proofed it. I didn't think it could get any more embarrassing..."

 

[Hugo Stiglitz]

There's a special place in hell for people that embarrass dogs like that.

 

[Grimhogun]

Poor dog.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Just got back from the vet. He's got the green light of health. Cosmo is now free from the cone of shame.

Sidenote: he did run from a miniature schnauzer on the way out of the vet's office, so, yeah. Still a really big chicken in a Wolf's outfit.

 

[Grimhogun]

Glad he's out of jail.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Well, the dog is back at the Vet's again.

He started throwing up this morning. After the 4th time I called the Vet. The wife took him in and X-rayed him and apparently he has eaten a rock a little larger than a golf ball.



So they have to do surgery to remove the rock.



It never rains but it pours.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz]

Damnit man. Sorry to hear that. Hope it works out.