How to understand the bible like a good christian nationalist pro

[Zeedox]

"The republican secret to understanding the bible is NOT following the words you find but in finding the words you're willing to follow."

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's best Christian, made a useful flowchart for interpreting the Bible, MAGA style | Boing Boing

Are you a MAGA cultist who needs guidance interpreting the Holy Bible? Don’t be ashamed; it’s a very thick book with a lot of complicated words. Let Mrs. Betty Bowers show you how to ma…

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[Gomez Adams]

Ain't that the truth.

According to the modern Christian, Jesus said, "Do unto others. Then split."