Hello. My name is Gomez and I played World of Warships this week.

[Gomez Adams]

And I have to say, I've been having a bit of fun. I decided to log in because of all the specials they're having and I gave destroyers a good, honest try. They're ridiculously fun when you get it right.

I'm still a novice at them at best, but now I see how LOL funny it is to be a destroyer, out in the open, just 8 KM from a battleship, making him do the neutron dance around a salvo of torpedoes every 45 seconds and be completely invisible to him the entire time.

It's such a completely broken mechanic that it's laughable.

The only issue is, if you make one little mistake you're done because you can't really take a hit that well.

At any rate, I've showered twice and gotten a tetanus shot. I still feel dirty, but there it is.

 

[Gomez Adams]

How sad are the teams these days?

Well, pretty damn sad. This was my first game in this T6 Japanese Cruiser. It was a reward for missions they have going. Here's the end result of that first game:





I mean, really. A T6 cruiser with 34,000 damage and one kill is at the top of the XP chart over a bunch of T8's?

Wow.

Just wow.

 

[Zeedox]

Soo many wow's. We may have just called forth Owen Wilson.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Got a British DD with coal (in game rewards). It's a T6 premium and, well, I sort of like it: