Category: EWOT Products

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Rita Sobral’s De-Funk-A-Fying Cream

Do you have personal hygiene issues? Do you constantly have that “not so fresh” feeling about your person? Do varying types of bugs call your crotch home? Are you sexually active? Have you slept...

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Avalon304 Momma’s Boy Balm

Are you a wuss? Are you a grown man still living at home with momma? Are you such a complete failure at life that you have to have momma do your laundry, pay for...

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Killswitch95 Humanizing Cream – UPDATED

Are you ugly? Are you hairy? Are you a failed, live-at-home-with-mom, basement dwelling, knuckle-dragging ape? Well, folks, there’s hope! Introducing: Killswitch95’s Humanizing Cream Yes, folks, as hard as it is to believe, there is...

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Uberdice Ultimate Douchebag Body Wash

Ladies and Gentlemen, EWOT Products is proud to present Uberdice Ultimate Douchebag Body Wash! We worked in close contact with none other than Khalil Amilbangsa, who is none other than Uberdice himself to capture...