Deutsche_Freund & Deutschland_Johnny – Two Shit Talkers That Shouldn’t be Talking Shit.

You know the drill, guys and gals: Another day, another platoon of wanna-be Rommel’s tells everybody what to do and that they suck.

This one comes to us by way of Rafalefighter47. Once again he heads out in his IS7, has a bad game (everything from being perma-tracked and shot to pieces to getting shot right in the back of the head by his own teammate) and of course he catches shit over it. Now, by his own admission, Rafa had a shit game. That’s not the point.

Now, it would be one thing if he caught shit from somebody that was doing well, or at least was nearly pulling off a carry. At least that, although still wrong, could be understood. The cat had a fucking meltdown he probably is sorry over.

But not here, folks. He catches abuse from two patent asshats that are, for lack of a better term, complete fucking failures at the game. Let’s review our players, shall we?

Yeah. Told you it was bad. So lets get to it.

The main shit talker is Deutsche_Freund, who from the start takes his TVP T50/51 WAY out front to the top of the hill, sits there and starts yelling for help before any of the heavy tanks have even made it half way up the fucking hill.

Yeah. Not normally a plan that works out that well.

So after screaming for help, the others including Rafalefighter47 come up the hill but are already cut off by the high speed mediums. So three tanks wind up trapped and can’t move forward. That’s when our hero of the day Deutsche_Freund decides to haul ass. He’s getting his ass kicked up on that hill alone, so he takes off for the rear.

His driving skills are, to say the very least, a bit on the bad side.

Don’t drink anything before you watch this:

 

Yeah. Such skill. Such gamesmanship. Such wow.

As if that weren’t enough, he starts screaming for help for somebody to push him back over. The only problem is he’s wiped out in an area nobody can get to him at without being shot to ribbons. The three of them are penned down here:

And the fucking non-driving, epic fail Douche_Freund is over here:

Needless to say, he doesn’t last long. So then he of course starts pinging the map blaming everybody else:

Really, dude? HE should learn to play? You can’t even drive without flipping your fucking tank over like some deranged, drug-influenced turtle you dumb fuck.

Then his partner in fail Deutschland_Johnny decides to chime in with his two cents.

Insults a “bunch of fucking hillbillies” for going hill not even realizing it was his own fail platoon mate that was the first fucking hillbilly up there.

And so what was the final productive output of these two fucking awesome leaders? Well, about the same as Rafalefighter47 in the end: pretty much nothing.

Yeah. You two should shut the fuck up.

2 Responses

  1. Gomez_Adams says:

    You know, had that been me flipping my tank on its side, I would have quietly exited to garage and denied I was ever there.

  2. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    Yes, sometimes you have to just shut up while you’re ahead in situations like this.

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