Taugrim – Yet Another Asshole Poser
Well folks, here we go again with yet another douche bag that acts like a kind, gentle guru in public but you get him in a pub match and he shows his pure asshole attitude.
It’s the same fucking thing EVERY GOD DAMNED TIME. They are ALL the same.
They create these channels and spend their lives playing games for “a living” with every waking moment they have, abandoning anything approaching a personal life so they can be good at a free-to-play game and then treat everybody else like shit.
Then of course they cherry pick games and edit the flying fuck out of their videos to show only their good actions and guru-like advice. They take it a step further by saying that they’re “here to help” and offer “free advice” for players so they can “improve” their game.
IT’S A FUCKING GAME!!!
PEOPLE PLAY IT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, SCREW AROUND A BIT, AND THAT’S IT!!!
They’re not relying on it to give them an income because they’re a failure at life. They’re also not so narcissistic as to believe that playing a free-to-play pixel tank game has any bearing at all on what kind of person they are.
But Taugrim sure as fuck thinks ALL of that shit. He spends most of his life on it. He even does it at work a great deal because it completely consumes his entire life.
So let’s get to it, shall we?
Now, this was posted on the official World of Tanks forum and of course everybody jumped on the case of the OP, ridiculed his ass, reported the shit out of him and got him banned…because, you know, stat whores look out for each other, right?
Here’s the OP that is of course deleted:
Now, in the interest of fair play here (we actually do it here, unlike the cock-suckers over at Wargaming) we think Necrodemus is a prick as well. I mean, who the fuck goes on and on about being a great player and giving advice when out of 27,000 games just over 15,000 of them have been spent in a fucking T5 Stug III G?
Well, apparently Necrodemus does. He’d be far better served keeping his fucking pie hole shut. But that’s not the point for now. More on this later.
You can always tell the douche bags in any World of Tanks game because they’re always the first to start posting messages on what to do. And not surprisingly, the first to post in this game is Taugrim, followed immediately by Necrodemus…a match of douche bags made in heaven.
Yep. There you have it. Fearless leader douche bag Taugrim posts first because, as we all know, the universe revolves around him so he needs to let everybody know what he’s doing so they can completely abandon any original thought and do as he wants.
Then of course you have Necrodemus posting…whatever the fuck that is. It’s a match made in heaven. But hang in there, folks, it gets better. Eventually, the entire team proves to be douche bags.
After that, these assholes weigh in:
Folks, this is a FREE-TO-PLAY PIXEL TANK GAME that has been going for about 30 fucking seconds at this point, and just LOOK AT IT!!!
Note to Wargaming: This is what happens when you do NOTHING about bullying, insults, trolling, and all the other bullshit that goes with it. In less than a minute, the entire match has digressed into a shit slinging contest.
And folks, it’s a pick ’em as to who the winner is.
It goes on:
Such cooth. Such restraint. Such wisdom. Such teaching skills.
And that’s who Taugrim really is, folks: just another shit talking asshole that edits all his shit HEAVILY to look like an all-around good guy when the truth of the matter is he’s just another in a very long line of asshole douche bags.
Taugrim’s real name is Ed Park. Well…it sort of is. It’s actually Edward Brian Park (P.O. Box 640187, San Francisco, CA 94164 – (415) 921-5204 if you’re interested). His parents really, really, REALLY wanted to Americanize his ass.
So the game goes from there into a complete fucking shit storm as most World of Tanks games do with Necrodumbass firing back in typical butthurt fashion:
And the retorts:
Yeah. That’s typical run of the mill World of Tanks EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME. Which is, of course, why half the player base quit playing it, Wargaming started losing their ass, had to shut down everything they could, fire 120 people and relocated to a god damned dentist office in Austin, Texas to try to stay afloat a little longer.
Fact of the matter is, pretty much EVERYBODY on that team that game should be permanently chat banned.
One would think it would end at that, but it doesn’t. Good old helping, guru, kind, all-knowing Ed has to have a parthian shot by PM’ing Necroidiot in the garage:
Yeah. Very adult of you.
For a 45 year old working for Wells Fargo, that’s pretty fucking low.
But then again, Wells Fargo has been paying out billions in fucking fines for being douche bags and screwing people over hand over fist as well…so he fits right in, doesn’t he?
Here’s the complete game video. Fair warning: It’s fucking PAINFUL to watch…especially on Necroshithead’s part. He literally never fires a shot.