Wargaming Austin – A First Look
Well folks, it’s been very quite lately in the soap opera that is World of Tanks North America, but with the end of the month drawing near, which means the end of the main office of Wargaming North America and the shit canning of 124 people, we thought we’d take a first look at where they’re going to wind up:
AUSTIN TEXAS, BABY!!!
Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I’m pretty familiar with Austin. I’ve been there several times over the course of my life. It’s home to my main man, the late, great Stevie Ray Vaughn.
It’s also home to some of the best BBQ you’ll ever wrap your gums around. No shit, folks. The BBQ and music alone are worth the trip. But I digress…
The new headquarters for Wargaming North America is located at:
10415 Morado Circle
Austin, TX 78759
A Suite. How cute. Here’s a shot of the building they’re now located in across the street from a Quick Trip mini-mart gas station:
Well…it could be worse.
Here’s a shot of the foyer.
OK. So it’s worse. Wow. Spared no expense with the luxurious furnishings, did they? And what the fuck are the signs all about?
No entry without anime pedophilia tattooed on ones arm?
Guns. No guns. Fucking seriously? You moved to Austin, Texas and take a stand against guns? I mean, pedophilia, Nazism, bullying, racism and more is perfectly fine, but you’re drawing the line at legally carrying a firearm?
Forgive me for a few moments of gut busting laughter.
OK. I’m back. Sorry.
So on it’s face it’s a very clear, very DRASTIC downsizing. So you Google this shit up right, and what do you see?
5 star reviews! Wonderful place! Awesome!
So what do these reviews say?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.
Just 5 stars. No explanation as to why. No story of “this is a great place to work” or “this place really took care of my issue” or anything of the kind. Just 5 fucking stars.
LOVE THIS FUCKING PLACE FOR NO REASON WHATSOVER!
Yep. That’s about it.
So, who wrote those reviews? These people:
Now that’s interesting. Especially the last one done just 5 days ago. Who is that guy?
Well, folks, that’s the new boss in Austin.
So now they have their own employees going up giving themselves good Google reviews. How fucking lame is that shit?
Then of course there’s the mysterious Pujitha M that apparently doesn’t exist. We know her name is Mupparaju Pujitha and that she works for Wargaming, but that’s about it. Everything on this chick is blacked out. EVERY FUCKING THING.
Apparently, she’s one of the very few non-idiots working for them.
Then there’s the last guy, The Manned Gamer.
Which is linked to his Youtube page.
Although he was very careful to crop out the names on the team columns in his videos, he neglected to blur out his name on the navigator. It’s Vendetta 1.
Another import moved into Austin as all the Americans are shit-canned.
So there you go folks – Wargaming shitcanned them all, brought in people from “back home” , holed them up in a cheap, corner office in Austin to run a skeleton operation until they close the doors for good…and then sent them out to post 5 star reviews with no fucking content at all to them.
And you thought it couldn’t get any more fucking lame, didn’t you?