Wargaming Austin – A First Look

Well folks, it’s been very quite lately in the soap opera that is World of Tanks North America, but with the end of the month drawing near, which means the end of the main office of Wargaming North America and the shit canning of 124 people, we thought we’d take a first look at where they’re going to wind up:


Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I’m pretty familiar with Austin. I’ve been there several times over the course of my life. It’s home to my main man, the late, great Stevie Ray Vaughn.

It’s also home to some of the best BBQ you’ll ever wrap your gums around. No shit, folks. The BBQ and music alone are worth the trip. But I digress…

The new headquarters for Wargaming North America is located at:

10415 Morado Circle
Suite 200
Austin, TX 78759

A Suite. How cute. Here’s a shot of the building they’re now located in across the street from a Quick Trip mini-mart gas station:

Well…it could be worse.

Here’s a shot of the foyer.

OK. So it’s worse. Wow. Spared no expense with the luxurious furnishings, did they? And what the fuck are the signs all about?

No thinking?

No smoking?

No entry without anime pedophilia tattooed on ones arm?


Guns. No guns. Fucking seriously? You moved to Austin, Texas and take a stand against guns? I mean, pedophilia, Nazism, bullying, racism and more is perfectly fine, but you’re drawing the line at legally carrying a firearm?

Forgive me for a few moments of gut busting laughter.

OK. I’m back. Sorry.

So on it’s face it’s a very clear, very DRASTIC downsizing. So you Google this shit up right, and what do you see?


5 star reviews! Wonderful place! Awesome!

So what do these reviews say?


Just 5 stars. No explanation as to why. No story of “this is a great place to work” or “this place really took care of my issue” or anything of the kind. Just 5 fucking stars.


Yep. That’s about it.

So, who wrote those reviews? These people:

Now that’s interesting. Especially the last one done just 5 days ago. Who is that guy?

Well, folks, that’s the new boss in Austin.


So now they have their own employees going up giving themselves good Google reviews. How fucking lame is that shit?

Then of course there’s the mysterious Pujitha M that apparently doesn’t exist. We know her name is Mupparaju Pujitha and that she works for Wargaming, but that’s about it. Everything on this chick is blacked out. EVERY FUCKING THING.

Apparently, she’s one of the very few non-idiots working for them.

Then there’s the last guy, The Manned Gamer.

Here’s his Google Plus page.

Which is linked to his Youtube page.

Although he was very careful to crop out the names on the team columns in his videos, he neglected to blur out his name on the navigator. It’s Vendetta 1.

Another import moved into Austin as all the Americans are shit-canned.

So there you go folks – Wargaming shitcanned them all, brought in people from “back home” , holed them up in a cheap, corner office in Austin to run a skeleton operation until they close the doors for good…and then sent them out to post 5 star reviews with no fucking content at all to them.

And you thought it couldn’t get any more fucking lame, didn’t you?

38 Responses

  1. Gomez_Adams says:


    Now cue Striker 70 to explain how it was the world’s largest dental office with a hygienist branch of 190 on site.

  2. Thing 1 says:

    Yep. That fucking douchebag will pull something out of his ass along those lines I’m sure.

  3. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    He’ll probably tell us about how that small quickie stop on the corner sells the most or best Icy/Slushies in all of Texas probably and they are willing to give Wargaming Employees 10% on Fridays probably? Even the vendor there probably feels sorry for them saying, “Damn, that small office in there all day long!” 🙂 Their best excitement all day long will be hoping to catch a glimpse of deer running across the Deer Xing in the front ?”

  4. SPACEDUDE71 says:

    Have we figured out who got shit canned.

  5. Thing 1 says:

    Still working on it.

    I know they allowed Cabbage Mechanic and The Chieftain to stay on as sub contracted labor. That is to say they’re not actual employees anymore, but are staying on as volunteers that can be paid for single projects should they need them. So odds are you wont be seeing very much from either of them anymore.

    I do have a very long list of people that were definitely shit-canned, I’ve simply not posted it yet.

  6. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    What about that “MeatHead-Militia” (former Ghost-Prime) AKA “Brian” ? Will he still be making those idiotic weekend “Stooge” WOT Weekly clips ?

  7. Thing 1 says:

    Not sure about him yet. I do also know that Melinda Heilman (Dance210) was shit canned. She works over at Discord now. One fellow did make the trip to Austin that I know of. David Sohn. He’s originally from Korea I think. He is now the Operations Manager of North America as well as the Monetization Specialist.

  8. Gomez_Adams says:

    So much for Discord…

  9. landedkiller says:

    https://twitter.com/meatheadmilitia?lang=en this may help in some way to finding out what meatheadmiltia is up to. For some reason I keep having my ip blacklisted wish I knew what was going on with that

  10. Thing 1 says:

    I have no clue what all that shit is. Diarrhea of the keyboard is all it looks like. Being black listed where? Here? Not possible. The only way that happens is if Cloudflare does it automatically or I do it manually…and neither has happened. If you’re talking about your post needing approval, any time you post a link it has to be approved no matter what. That prevents any asshole from simply posting, getting approved once, then spamming the site with anime porn like they did before.

    Which of course tells you the type of people they are – that I have to be careful so they can’t spam porn.

    Also, if you have a dynamic IP, each IP you connect from is treated as new connection. That’s not some thing I set up, it’s just the way Cloudflare and WordPress firewalls work.

  11. Beornotns says:

    So, apparently, according to Meathead’s twitter feed, he is playing FarCry 5, reviewing shitty movies, and eating fatty foods while at the same time doing cardio at the gym to “maintain” his “physique.”?

    Did I miss anything?

  12. Gomez_Adams says:

    Not as far as I can see.

    Tweeting as much as he does is a cry for help. That guy has issues.

  13. landedkiller says:

    He does have issues I thought that there would have been a way to use the photo to find out if Meathead was in Texas or In California still. I guess I will check with my isp and see what’s up with the blacklisting. Looking forward to your next post Thing 1

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