CabbageMechanic aka DomoSapien – Profile of a Wargaming Employee

Folks, I’ve been sitting on this shit for a long time wondering what to do with it. Since the end is nigh and soon everybody at Emeryville will be standing in the unemployment line, it occurred to me that this guy is EXHIBIT A on why Wargaming failed in North America.

His name is Brian Willits. He goes by the “handle” of CabbageMechanic  and his new alt account DomoSapien I can only assume that’s down to some weird fucking fetish he has or maybe his own personal struggle against how he smells.

That’s a pick ’em.

But here’s what’s important: This guy has been ’round and ’round with Wargaming and eventually wound up being put in charge of the entre North American Community.

Now, it goes without saying that the North American Community is, by far, the worst, most toxic, racist, pedophile filled cesspool of pure shit on the planet.

And this is the guy they picked to run it:

A fucking Mike Myers fanboy. OK, we get that, but really man? Grow the fuck up.

It gets worse. Here’s his LinkedIn:

And here is page one of his resume with our notes added:

I’m not even going to get into page two. I had to puke up breakfast just looking at that shit.

So he list Wargaming’s cell phone as his contact phone for potential employers. Yeah, that bodes well for his job focus and loyalty.

And Mugsy? Fucking seriously? And Professional when you look like some sort of fucking half-assed, wanna-be lumberjack / long haul truck driver?!?!

THIS is the guy Wargaming put in charge of the ENTIRE NORTH AMERICAN COMMUNITY?!?!

No fucking wonder it failed! The fucking guy still thinks he’s 12 years old and everything’s a fucking joke and everybody loves his bullshit sense of humor.

So, now that this complete reject is, in all likelihood, a fired asshole, who takes his place?

See? This is the scary shit: If THIS fucking idiot was who Wargaming picked to run the entire North American Continent Community, then what kind of complete fucking moron are they going to get now that they’re down sizing?

Or maybe they’ll have nobody at all.

You know what? That sounds like a good idea! Nobody at all!

I honestly think nobody at all would be a step in the right direction over this fucking idiot.