World of Tanks Condoms – We’re NOT kidding.

Folks, you just can’t make this shit up.

Well, truth is, you can. We were actually thinking of making this one of our EWOT Products but never got around to it. World of Tanks is now in the condom business in China. (Considering how they’re fucking EVERYBODY these days, it’s mighty good of them, wouldn’t you say?)

It’s no shit.

This is a case of not only “What the ever loving fuck?” but a case of “Be careful what you wish for!”.

Where on earth do you think Wargaming got this idea from? I mean, who finally decides, after the business has gone all but tits up, that condoms is the way to go?

Can you imagine that fucking conversation?

So what now? Balance the tanks?
NO!
New MM maybe?
NO!
Get rid of the Nazis?
HELL NO! We need them!
Well, what then? More premiums? A Jamaican line perhaps?
NO! CONDOMS! That’s the ticket!

Fucking really?

Or was it much simpler than that? Could it be that they looked at a forum post and took it seriously? Well folks, feast your eyes on this little jewel. (Gratuitous screen shot for you lazy fucks as usual):

Seriously? You took that fucker SERIOIUSLY?!?!

Of all the tens of thousands of suggestions people have given on the forums the last 5 years, THIS is the one they actually go with?!?!

Folks, this is without doubt the last act of a company SO fucking desperate it defies belief.

That’s all I’ve got. I mean really. What do you say to this shit?

Cue the “no penetration” and “RNG” jokes below.

13 Responses

  1. Gomez_Adams says:

    Just when you think you’ve seen it all.

    I tell you, if this doesn’t show you how far gone the leadership of Wargaming is, nothing will.

    They’ve gone completely round the bend.

  2. Zeedox says:

    So, do the numbers in the ad indicate 12 days of premium and 2000 gold?

  3. JohntheNomad says:

    Makes perfect senses actually. What do WG and a box of condoms have in common? They both cover up a brunch of pricks.

  4. Thing 1 says:

    LMMFAO!!!

    Nice one, man!

  5. Meatslab says:

    “That one went right through”

  6. Meatslab says:

    If there as good as making condoms, I expect 50% of them to fail.

  7. Thing 1 says:

    Yep. I can hear the paternity suits forming a queue as we speak.

  8. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    You can buy the 25% RNG Pack, or the new Silver or Gold Pack. Results may vary. 😀

  9. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    Or you can buy the RITA Extra Protection on Shore Pack. For fast getaways.

  10. GeoMonster says:

    How come only China gets special protection from some of the PRICKS at WG? What about in the rest of the world? 🙂

    – Edited by Thing 1 to fix the word ‘PRICKS’. Call them what they are man. There is no filter here.

  11. GeoMonster says:

    You can always buy the DEFENDER style of condom … highly impenetrable in most areas for better protection!

  12. Gomez_Adams says:

    I wouldn’t trust a block of cement made by Wargaming, let alone a condom.

  13. Rafalefighter47 says:

    I can’t believe how mad Wargaming has gotten! Condoms!!???!!!! Who ON EARTH would ever THINK of something like this from a video game company!!! These guys are not only downright beyond stupid, they’re downright beyond sick!!! Goodness! First Turn 10 screws up big time with Forza 7 with a crap ton of bugs, stupid car locks(yeah, you can’t even access some cars unless they show up in a specialty dealer once a week), and a strangely enthusiastic narrator. Turn 10 NOW decides, “Hey folks! After months of people waiting to get some really hot cars, how about sometime in January, we give players a ridiculously short list to vote for a specialty dealer car/s to show up in the specialty dealer!!” Two increasingly stupid and mentally depraved companies… It’s beyond unbelievable what some people at both those companies have become.

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