World of Tanks Condoms – We’re NOT kidding.
Folks, you just can’t make this shit up.
Well, truth is, you can. We were actually thinking of making this one of our EWOT Products but never got around to it. World of Tanks is now in the condom business in China. (Considering how they’re fucking EVERYBODY these days, it’s mighty good of them, wouldn’t you say?)
It’s no shit.
This is a case of not only “What the ever loving fuck?” but a case of “Be careful what you wish for!”.
Where on earth do you think Wargaming got this idea from? I mean, who finally decides, after the business has gone all but tits up, that condoms is the way to go?
Can you imagine that fucking conversation?
So what now? Balance the tanks?
New MM maybe?
Get rid of the Nazis?
HELL NO! We need them!
Well, what then? More premiums? A Jamaican line perhaps?
NO! CONDOMS! That’s the ticket!
Or was it much simpler than that? Could it be that they looked at a forum post and took it seriously? Well folks, feast your eyes on this little jewel. (Gratuitous screen shot for you lazy fucks as usual):
Seriously? You took that fucker SERIOIUSLY?!?!
Of all the tens of thousands of suggestions people have given on the forums the last 5 years, THIS is the one they actually go with?!?!
Folks, this is without doubt the last act of a company SO fucking desperate it defies belief.
That’s all I’ve got. I mean really. What do you say to this shit?
Cue the “no penetration” and “RNG” jokes below.