How to get a 34% Win Rate in a M46 Patton. A tutorial with drunkmunkey32

Ever wanted to know how to get a 34% Win Rate in your tanks, prove yourself to be completely and utterly mentally challenged, and a racist troll all in one battle? We’re in for a real treat!

Today’s guest of honor is drunkmunkey32! How does he perform this impressive feat of skill and mastery? Well, let me show you!

Step 1: Spawn top Tier.

Step 2: Find a bush in the back of the fucking map in your top Tier medium tank

Step 3: Sit still while I farm the ever living fuck out of your tank.

I genuinely thought that I was fighting against a fucking bot at this point.

Step 4: Have accomplished absolutely fucking nothing, having done 0 damage, spotting, or anything else remotely of use.

Step 5: Send me a message calling me a “hacking nigger”.

Step 6: Continue to throw a fit with baseless insults because of your absolutely asinine incompetence.


I’m absolutely speechless.

I honestly would have thought that I was fighting against a bot. Top Tier medium that goes into a bush, then sits still in the bush for the rest of the battle despite getting shot repeatedly…

But then to not only claim hacks, but to begin spewing a slew of vile insults at me for your own gross incompetence?

Fucking hell, he must be the kind of person that actually thinks it’s a good idea to eat those fucking Tide pods.

11 Responses

  1. Thing 1 says:

    Well…shit man…sometimes, you can’t even lead the horse to the water, let alone make it drink it.

  2. Allegra says:

    The ‘gentleman’ in question obviously has a few problems with the understanding of the game mechanics as can be recognised with two of his three posts on the forum:

    This Game is Nothing More than a Rigged ****
    #74 Posted Dec 15 2017 – 18:38
    15-2 games until recently. Matches are certainly stacked, and nothing in this game is as random as WG would like you to believe.

    Game is ruined by artillery
    #37 Posted Nov 18 2017 – 16:47
    1, most of you here are ridiculous name callers with nothing better to do than rip a guy for his opinion.
    2, arty has been a cancer to this game for quite some time. Since they “nerfed” it, it has had far better accuracy, does the same damage, and now stuns your crew..so it was a buff, not a nerf.
    3, WG claims it decreases camping. But, does it? Does it decrease ANYTHING when it can now hit you dead square on the move at 70 km/h and knock out your light tank?

    Have to agree with OP, arty is garbage, and arty players are mostly useless in the match. Few can get the job done, most can’t read the damn map. It needs to go, period. Rip me to your heart’s content, arty clickers. Most of you suck and can’t play any other tank. Oh, and I’m sure some of you will run STRAIGHT to WoTLabs…feel free, stats [edited]. The fact that your first move is to check stats tells me of your own insecurities.

    As for his racist comments…. the guy is a prat and I hope that you reported him.

    Seems like he found an appropriate clan – Tankers With Attitude.

    Just needs to have an additional word: Tankers With Attitude Today and it can be abbreviated to: TWAT

  3. Zeedox says:

    Allegra – so you can crap on a mechanic you can’t understand? lol

  4. Thing 1 says:

    Tankers With Attitude Today and it can be abbreviated to: TWAT

    LMFAO!!!

  5. Zeedox says:

    Allegra – i completely mis-read that, my apologies.

  6. Rafalefighter47 says:

    This was a funny article Scorpiany, especially with the “tutorial”! lol It was so funny I couldn’t stop smiling in front of my friend at work! Like Thing 1, you bring out even more humor from people like drunkenmunkey23. You guys sure know how to make others laugh!

  7. Allegra says:

    @Zeedox…NP – I didn’t write the post at all well. My bad.

  8. Beornotns says:

    Homeboy has, and I shit you not, a 24.10% win rate on his IS-7.

    Twenty-four point one fucking zero percent…

    You could play, one handed, all the while TRYING to cause your own rectal prolapse with a short-circuited leaf-blower hard-wired to a car battery SANS pain-killers and have a higher win rate than that…

    Jesus on a pogo stick…

    ~B

  9. Thing 1 says:

    I can’t remember the exact numbers, but Gomez has about a 34% win rate in his E100.

    He also sports a WN8 of 1700 in it.

    So once again statistics in a bullshit roulette game don’t really mean much. I mean, if a shit player can have the same win rate as a decent player, what does that say about your bullshit game?

  10. Gomez_Adams says:

    Close.

    It’s a 1600 Wn8 and a 37% win rate on just over 300 games. Just not allowed to win in that tank no matter what. Another reason I’m back at War Thunder.

  11. Beornotns says:

    Ah, well my E100 wn8 is only 1426. And I have a 56% win rate. So… Gomez is better and far more unlucky than I am. This makes me sad… 🙁

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