Silversound – Forum Troll / Failure in Life
Well, folks, it’s been a while hasn’t it? With all the work on redoing the site, getting the new forum up, getting new optimization going and the fucking Christmas hubbub we’ve gotten a bit slow on our articles. Well, here’s one for you and we hope it doesn’t disappoint.
Silversound is another in a long, long line of complete fucking failures in life that love to take out their frustrations on others. You see, they’re all the same.
ONE OF THEM
The common traits of them all are that they live at home with at least one parent, they have no real future ahead of them, and they’ve never succeeded on their own. They grew up failures, so they take to the internet so they can pretend to be somebody and bully other people for no apparent reason.
What makes Silversound SO fucking funny is that he’s the TEXTBOOK STAT PADDING SEAL CLUBBING SHITHEAD.
He talks like he “knows” how to play the game, but in the end he’s a low tier, piece of shit, worthless stat padder. Take a look:
35,714 games and he AVERAGES TIER 5?!?!
What a stat padding prick! I wonder what his most played tank is?
In fact, his top three played tanks are all considered OP by pretty much everybody. The T67, the KV85 (that used to be the ridiculously OP KV1-S) and the Type 59. Here they are in his Wotlabs profile:
And this is a guy that talks shit on the official forums about being good, and knowing the game, and calling others “fucking stat padders”.
Yeah. Uh-huh. Hypocrite much you fucking loser?
Take a look at his profile, folks. Here’s a little tidbit you’ll find interesting:
OVER 35,000 GAMES PLAYED – LESS THAN 200 PLAYED AT T10.
If that don’t make whatever you’re drinking come flying out your fucking nose, nothing will.
The real payoff of course is that even with all the stat padding he’s done his entire “career”, he’s still an also ran. He TALKS like he knows what he’s doing, but in reality, he’s a low tier, seal clubbing, stat padding moron.
So what makes a guy like this? I mean, we ask this of every troll we profile and it almost always turns out the same way. Silversound is no different.
His real name of course is Nelson Bemis. He’s already freely admitted that so it should be no surprise to anybody. But what he doesn’t admit is that he’s a 42-year-old, complete fucking failure that lives at 146 30th Ave in Seattle, Washington with his father. (Another live with the parents failure as usual, folks.)
It’s sad, really…because unlike most trolls we profile, he’s not that bad a looking dude:
Of course, that picture is about 7 years old. He’s older now and has pastier skin from all the drinking in a pitch black room lit only by the keyboard and monitor he spends his entire life behind.
But is it really all his fault?
Well, in his case, probably not. You see, his father Norman is just like him – a complete fucking failure with a criminal record that would make Steven Sisk think he’s not so bad. Here’s dear old dad:
A fine, upstanding citizen in tie dye. And here’s what he’s been up to lately:
I mean, shit man! What a fucking roll model, eh? Now, I’m not one to blame parents for the outcome of anybody, but it does explain a lot, doesn’t it?
Like all of Nelson’s half-assed efforts he never finishes. That’s on him.
It’s just fail after fail after fail with this poor asshole. No wonder he’s such a bitter, displaced, lonely, stat padding attention whore.
One could almost feel sorry for him.
NAH! Fuck that. He’s an asshole.