Black Friday Fucktardery – Wargaming Style!

8 Responses

  1. KineticRhyme says:

    I don’t know what’s worse, this or the Black Edition tanks.
    I guess at least this one, you know no one has the capacity to buy this, unlike the black tanks.

  2. Zeedox says:

    Someone else mentioned this earlier but I forget where.
    “What if this IS just a marketing gimmick. wg knows very, very few players can afford that package but wg also realizes people may buy a single premium to feel better. Viola! Sale.”

    But then someone else said never ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  3. Thing 1 says:

    Nobody does a marketing gimmick that makes them look like complete fucking morons unless…

    oh wait. This IS Wargaming we’re talking about here.

    Fuckin’ A.

  4. PrinzEugen85 says:

    Nice tank analysis, enjoyed the read.

  5. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    Appropriately titled it didn’t they? Feast !!

    Only, “Wargaming Feasting on You” 😉

    Someone on the NA commented, “They will make money, see cause 1% of 30K is 300 x 909 = approx 270,000 dollars. “

    I was like, really ? Since when was the NA server at 30K ?? They’ll be lucky if they get 12 people even buy that 😆

  6. Thing 1 says:

    Thing is, anybody that would ever spend that kind of money on the game has already spent it, so it’s not going to happen again.

    What they COULD have done rather than that stupid shit was make a “build your own” pack for 25% off. That would have sold like hotcakes.

    You pick any three tanks you want. They are totaled up at their regular price and then discounted 25% off the total cost.

    BOOM! You sell shit hand over fist by people getting packs of three tanks they don’t already have.

    Or, you know, you could make it simple and just give 25% off all tanks in game and premium.

    People would HURL money at your stupid ass hand over fist.

    But noooooooooooo…let’s make something so fucking ridiculous we become the laughing stock of the gaming world.

    Oh wait…they already are.

  7. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    Who did this stuff? That’s what the hell I want to know? Who’s brain child was this?

    Seriously, “Who cooked this up?”

  8. Scorpiany says:

    I think AgingJedi covered it pretty well.

    It definitely seems like WG trying to cash in as hard as they can here on NA.

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