Ritagamer – A Classless Con Job of Epic Proportion
Watching this video may cause nausea, diarrhea, migraine headaches,
dyslexia, early onset Alzheimer’s, fits of rage and projectile vomiting.
OK, if you’re like me and didn’t make it past the first 30 seconds before rushing into the bathroom to hurl up lunch, let me explain what this is all about:
It’s a con job. Plain and simple.
Now, we’ve always thought that Ritagamer (real name Rita Sobral) was just an uneducated, spoiled brat whore that left home because her parents actually expected her to do as they say, work hard, get an education and make something of herself. She wanted to tour around Europe sleeping with people for her free ride to do whatever the fuck she wanted, so she in effect told her parents to go fuck themselves and has spent the better part of the last 10 years doing exactly that.
Well, friends, turns out we were exactly right.
She’s been in England now for the last couple-a-few years sucking that poor old fat bastard Jingles (real name Paul Charlton) dry among others.
- She’s never gotten a real job in her life.
- She’s never finished a school, not even high school.
- She’s never done a fucking thing other than drink, fuck people she doesn’t know, suck anybody she comes across dry, mooch, beg off of others when none of that works and play video games.
That’s it folks. That’s the sum total of her entire life. How proud her parents must be.
But NOW, all of a sudden, out of the blue, she want’s to go back to school and get a bachelor’s in history, work for herself, you know…actually accomplish something in her life.
Well, I’m calling 1-800-BULLSHIT.
SHE ADMITS IN THE VIDEO THAT
EVERYTHING WE SUSPECTED
ABOUT HER IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE!
It’s fucking laughable to a level that I’m actually laughing as I type this.
First off, she admits to never finishing the equivalent of high school. Well, we all knew that. One can see it by her stupidity and her lackadaisical attitude about all things and her general attitude of posting about her sex life all over the internet as if it’s some sort of accomplishment. This is what the typical 15 to 16 year old high school student does, which for a 26 year old is beyond the pale.
Then she sits there and tries to make out how hard it is to keep up with all her ‘work’ (and we use that term so loosely we should be cited for solicitation of prostitution…something I’m sure Rita is very familiar with), her blog, her streaming…boo hoo hoo.
Hey, dumb bitch: ALL YOU DO IS PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES!
And your “blog” isn’t “YOUR” blog. It was HANDED TO YOU! It was a successful…no…let me rephrase that: It was THE MOST successful World of Tanks blog on the internet and it was GIVEN to you by Silent Stalker, and in less than three years you’ve run it into the fucking dirt because…
YOU ARE A LAZY, WORTHLESS BITCH!
Fun fact: you don’t even WRITE, you dingy bitch. All you do is copy and paste other people’s shit, or some lame assed video. That’s it. It takes, literally, SECONDS to do that. What’s more, you COULDN’T HANDLE THAT AND HAD TO GIVE OUT HAND JOBS TO A HALF-DOZEN GUYS TO GET THEM TO DO IT FOR YOU.
But you just don’t have the time. You just are so overwhelmed with streaming.
OH WAIT! That takes only a click of a mouse and a video game.
Wow. Just fucking wow.
So the question then becomes: How the flying fuck are you going to handle school?
Answer: You’re NOT. Ever. You probably don’t even have any intention at all of going. You’re probably just doing this to suck people off for money to go on some World of Tanks gathering trip.
I mean, you sit there and cry about 17,000 quid like it’s some unobtainable Mount-fucking-Everest amount of money. Bitch, that’s only $22,000. That’s IT. That is WAY BELOW POVERTY LEVEL AMOUNTS OF MONEY. Most of us (who actually work, that is) make that in a 3 or 4 months tops, for crying out loud.
It’s LESS THAN ONE HALF OF ONE YEAR at my alma mater. (Since you probably don’t know what the fuck that means, it’s Latin for the school or university that you attended and graduated from – something you would know absolutely NOTHING about.)
Here’s two things you could have done and still could do to pay for it with relative ease and no actual skill required:
- Work at McDonald’s for one year.
- This for 6 months. (Well, in your case, probably closer to 9.)
But you wont do either. Why? Because you want everything handed to you the way it has been you’re entire fucking life. You want others to do everything for you.
The fact of the matter is you’ll never amount to jack shit and you’ll never finish school because the ideas of work and responsibility are as alien to you as they are to any other leech.
- You couldn’t even finish high school, but you’re going to do a college bachelors of science degree in three years?
- You can’t be bothered to ACTUALLY WRITE an article on a fucking blog, but you’re going to suddenly find it in you to do term papers and research articles?
- You cry rivers about financial responsibilities when you’ve NEVER IN YOUR LIFE ACTUALLY HELD A JOB, PROVIDED FOR YOURSELF (LET ALONE ANYBODY ELSE) NOR EVER EVEN ATTEMPTED TO OBTAIN ONE TO BEGIN WITH?
Yeah. Bullshit. Pure, 100% bullshit.
Take a look around this place. There is more ACTUAL WRITING here over the last year than you’ve done in YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
Take a closer look around.
There is NO ADVERTISING, NO “PLEASE GIVE” BUTTONS.
You know why?
WE DO THIS IN OUR SPARE TIME
FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
That’s it. That’s all there is to it. We do more in our spare minutes over the course of a week or two than you do in your entire failed and miserable life, yet you have the gall to cry about it and tell others how hard your life is and how desperate you are?
That means: we accomplish more by fucking around in our spare time for shits and giggles than you and your band of merry men trying to actually make a living have in your entire life.
Think about that. Hard.
Because you have some serious soul searching to do. You are a failure of epic proportion. You didn’t give SHIT to your siblings. Your parents disowned your worthless ass because, well, you’re fucking worthless.
You’re 26 going on 40. The free ride you’ve been getting is either at or very near the end.
Frankly, I don’t give a fuck if you crash and burn or not, but there are a few who hope like hell you’ve finally woken up and decided to face the music.
Me…nope. You’re a fucking useless whore party-girl. You always have been. You always will be. You’ve never changed and always found somebody to take care of your worthless ass as you’ve partied, drank, snorted and fucked your way through life.
You will probably get a thousand quid or so from your fundraiser, realize it’s not a drop in the bucket of the 17,000 you asked for, and rather than suck it up, get a fucking job and start working your way through school like 90% of the planet does, you’ll just take it and blow it on booze, a hotel room for a few days and a bag of weed or a few pills and continue to cry rivers about how hard your life is.
It’s who you are.
It’s who you’ve always been.
It’s who you’ll always be.
I’d love nothing more than for you to prove me wrong, but you wont. You don’t have it in you. Do you?