Hairmuffin – Fucktard Fail Team Killer Extraordinaire!
Well, here we go again folks. Another day, another team kill (attempted and failed) in the lovely, toxic, World of Tanks game.
Once again, Insurrectional_Leftist is the target. (Apparently, he’s the only teammate worth really shooting at these days for some bizarre reason we can’t fathom.)
Now, this thing actually opens up with some promise: right at the start an AT8 stops to let an arty unit go by him so they don’t collide. The arty guy thanks him, the AT8 says, “no problem”. One happy team of gentlemen it seems.
Then, I shit you not, for literally no reason on earth, hairmuffin lets Leftist have it right in the ass…and bounces it. Bounced it. A shot dead in the ass. At point blank range. How fucking fail can you get?
He then hurls one round down range at the enemy just for showmanship’s sake.
Yep. He bounced that one too. He then focuses all of his attention on killing Leftist, which pretty much puts him in an untenable position of being shot in the ass by his own teammate and being shot in the ass by the enemy as he turns to flee.
And so it goes, as Kurt Vonnegut would say.
This is one example of how the auto-ban system actually doesn’t work. It waits until after he’s shot Leftist 4 times, landing two pretty serious blows, before it bans him. Frankly, you hit your own teammate twice, you need a fucking time out to think things over. That two shots did no damage only lets the fucking trolls troll harder.
Here’s hairmuffin’s stellar performance that game:
And here it is on video. Enjoy!