Hairmuffin – Fucktard Fail Team Killer Extraordinaire!

Well, here we go again folks. Another day, another team kill (attempted and failed) in the lovely, toxic, World of Tanks game.

Once again, Insurrectional_Leftist is the target. (Apparently, he’s the only teammate worth really shooting at these days for some bizarre reason we can’t fathom.)

Now, this thing  actually opens up with some promise: right at the start an AT8 stops to let an arty unit go by him so they don’t collide. The arty guy thanks him, the AT8 says, “no problem”. One happy team of gentlemen it seems.

Then, I shit you not, for literally no reason on earth, hairmuffin lets Leftist have it right in the ass…and bounces it. Bounced it. A shot dead in the ass. At point blank range. How fucking fail can you get?

He then hurls one round down range at the enemy just for showmanship’s sake.

Yep. He bounced that one too. He then focuses all of his attention on killing Leftist, which pretty much puts him in an untenable position of being shot in the ass by his own teammate and being shot in the ass by the enemy as he turns to flee.

And so it goes, as Kurt Vonnegut would say.

This is one example of how the auto-ban system actually doesn’t work. It waits until after he’s shot Leftist 4 times, landing two pretty serious blows, before it bans him. Frankly, you hit your own teammate twice, you need a fucking time out to think things over. That two shots did no damage only lets the fucking trolls troll harder.

Here’s hairmuffin’s stellar performance that game:

And here it is on video. Enjoy!

4 Responses

  1. Gomez_Adams says:

    It is simply amazing how many times you’re targeted for absolutely no reason. It’s simply stunning.

  2. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    I don’t know what it is man? I truly don’t… I just want to get some damage ( on the other team.. not from my team mates 🙁 )

    I really wasn’t expecting any of that. Really, the night was bad enough.

  3. Scorpiany says:

    It’s your username, Leftist. If you look in the chat, the St. Emil said “Fuck the left”. Not a justifiable reason by any means, but people just love to take personal offense to anything… This particular St. Emil decided his political views justify team killing and general jackassery.

    Glad that St. Emil got himself banned. Rare to see one of these douchenozzels actually keep shooting after turning blue. Was a nice chuckle seeing his tank stop moving after firing the last shot.

  4. Thing 1 says:

    I hadn’t considered that angle. You’re right. He’s just a fucking red neck right winger that got his panties in a wad over the word “Leftist”.

    What a fucking half-wit loser.

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