Tsavo Part II – The Asshole Just Can’t Stop
Well, folks, it’s that time again. He’s back and as big an asshole as ever. You got it – Tsavo (aka Thomas M. Aebi) is once again trolling the forums spewing nothing but pure shit in every single thread he visits. You’ll never get anything but shit out of him. Ever. It’s all he’s good for. (Well, let’s be frank: it’s all he’s full of, so what did we really expect?)
For those of you not familiar with our history with this asshole, here’s the first article we did on him last year: Profile _Tsavo_
You might want to give that a read in its entirety before you move on to this one. It will explain a LOT.
Welcome back! Now that you’ve read that, you’ll see that not much has changed.
Here’s a few examples of his last few posts on various threads just over the last 24 hours:
_Tsavo, on Aug 18 2017 – 12:53, said:
Crying because the game’s not made easier for you isn’t the way to go C:
_Tsavo, on Aug 17 2017 – 6:35, said:
I don’t really have an issue with shells not penetrating my targets. Perhaps this is an operator issue?
_Tsavo, on Aug 17 2017 – 5:31, said:
We all started as baddies at one point. Some of us learned and improved ourselves. Some of us, well, some of use chose not to improve ourselves and are now stuck in a perpetual loop of baddiness.
_Tsavo, on Aug 17 2017 – 12:11, said:
This thread provided some comedy. Like all of Woe’s threads. Inability to come to grips with the game = salty rage threads.
_Tsavo, on Aug 16 2017 – 21:52, said:
Almost every single accusation of cheating was due to being ignorant of the game’s mechanics or their positioning in a map.
So why does he do it? What makes him such a patent asshole? Well, we have our ideas and we’ll get to those in a few moments. The better question is, “Why the hell did he come back?”
Well, to answer that question you have to understand why he left in the first place. You see, it’s easy to be an asshole when you have a lot of people backing you up. But once you prove yourself to be a full-blown, ass kissing hypocrite, then people tend to turn on you rather quickly.
You see, back in May Tsavo “quit” the game over the whole Sir Foch incident. He was never going to play again, he was outraged, he was blah, blah, fuckity, lip service blah.
He never quit. He never missed a game. People called him out on his bullshit.
Then he got shit-canned from his job at Point Park University. That probably had a LOT to do with it.
Yep. Fired. Terminated. Given walking papers. Kicked out. Told to leave. Given the pink slip. Give it a name.
So, now he’s jobless, broke, still living at home with mom as he always has (and at 31 years of age, I mean, DAMN…get a life, son) and can’t afford to do shit.
Seriously. The dude has spent his entire life playing video games in his mothers house. All of it. He’s never taken on any real responsibility, never had his own dwelling, shit, he can’t even afford his own car for crying out loud…which leads me to this little post of his
_Tsavo, on Aug 16 2017 – 21:22, said:
Sometimes words form sentences. Other times words make spaghetti.
Now, what’s funny to me about that post is that Tsavo the asshole made that post on a thread titled Country Wide Vehicle Inspection.
Now, the OP clearly doesn’t speak English as a native language, which is why Tsavo the asshole said what he said to insult him, but the jist of it is that he was all for a Nation Wide Vehicle Inspection policy to keep shit cars off the roads.
So why would our man Tsavo be interested in that? Well, probably because he’s been ticketed for NOT getting his car inspected on a couple of occasions.
The last time he was busted for it was February of last year. Apparently, Tsavo decided to run a red light right in front of a cop. Tsavo being Tsavo, I guess he figured the world revolved around his “living with my mother, have no job, have no life” self. It doesn’t.
So he got pulled over. Not only did he run the light, he didn’t pay to have his vehicle inspected either. Two tickets in one go…that equals what I’ve had my entire fucking life and I’m nearly twice his age.
In the interest of full disclosure, my two are:
- Speeding 65 mph in a 55 zone. The truth is I was doing just over 110 in a 55…but I was taking Dan Elliot, racing driver Bill Elliot’s brother, back to Bill Elliot Ford (the dealership Bill owned at the time and has since sold) as Dan was drunk as a skunk (again) and needed a lift home and I had been told to get him there jiffy quick, so the cop took pity on me and let me off light. That happened in 1988. (Post script to that, the cop took him the rest of the way…a shitload faster than I had been going.)
- Passing in a no passing zone – I was stuck behind a tractor, got pissed off at doing 10 mph and passed him. Didn’t know a cop was right in front of him. My bad. That happened in 2014.
But back on topic, here it is, folks, just so you have no doubts:
Pa Admin Office Of Courts
So there’s that. But folks, that is FAR from a one-off. This guy has a list of violations for the same thing a mile long. Apparently, he spends ALL of what money he gets on Tanks and Gold and NONE of it for basic responsibilities. Here it is again in 2014:
And yet again just a few weeks later:
Here’s another failure to get an inspection in 2010:
This goes on and on and on. We only went back to 2009:
He had another one October of that same year as well.
I tell you, it boggles the mind. It’s about the most classic example of good-for-nothing, spoiled brat loser I’ve ever seen in my life. I mean really! The guy has the mentality of a 12 year old that thinks there is no such thing as responsibility, accountability or anything else of that ilk.
Small wonder he acts like the spoiled brat little asshole that he is. But where does that come from? I mean, what makes a person that way?
Well, most people would blame the parents. We’ll be looking into that to find out. I mean, the last thing on earth we really want to do is dig deep into Jon’s, Margaret’s, Elizabeth’s and the other Aebi’s past and the Rhody’s past and the Gray’s past and all that. I mean, that’s probably a Pandora’s box of bullshit that would make us lose sleep nights, and we certainly don’t want that.
But we will do it, if that’s what it takes to get to the bottom of what makes this asshole such an asshole.
Maybe the worst part is that 17 years ago, the kid in this picture was a spoiled brat, but he wasn’t quite the complete worthless asshole he is today.
Stay tuned for further bulletins on this topic. We’re nowhere near done with this asshole.