Hellsfog – Typical RELIC Asshole
In our story about RELIC, we point out just a bit of how toxic a clan it is but we didn’t really get into why it is that way and how it maintains that level of complete asshattery.
Enter Hellsfog – the case in point of a farm system that breeds assholes. This guy is exhibit A on asshole. This poor bastard actually believes the entire game should be completely based on his play. We’re not shitting you. It’s not a game for this asshole: IT IS HIS ENTIRE LIFE.
How do we know this?
Well, you know those conversations you have with people about, say, golf? So you play a round once in a while, so does the guy next door and that fellow in marketing at your work. You’re all pretty much hacks that handicap the back 9, but you have a good time playing it and occasionally, not often, you hit a shot that would make Jack Nicholas proud. You know those conversations?
You will NEVER have one of those with Hellsfog. You’re either Dan Marino, or you shouldn’t play. You’re either Michael Jordan, or you shouldn’t play. You’re either Hank Aaron, or you shouldn’t play.
What’s more, this asshole makes it a point to remind people how superior he is every day. He’s one of those “I-have-blue-stats-so-my-shit-don’t-stink” people.
He defines the word ‘Toxic’, which defines the clan RELIC. (Other than ‘Gay’, of course. We all know how they’re all preoccupied with homosexuality, which we covered in the other article.)
So let’s take a look at some of this asshole’s posts, shall we?
On a thread about the MM still being fucked up (which everybody pretty much agrees on):
I wish WG would bring neg rep back. It would make these threads shorter, let them sink to the bottom of this cesspool faster and make it easier to find useful posts. WG can’t you make this happen for us?
On a thread asking for a PvE mode just like World of Warships has:
No. Play AW if you want to PvE.
On a thread about Gold Rounds ruining the game, which has been complained about since day one:
This is one of the most schizophrenic communities I have ever seen. Threads complaining how tanks are op because they lack weak spots and can only be penned with gold rounds then threads like this complaining about gold rounds negating armor. Threads about tanks being ineffective with +/- 2 MM then threads complaining about gold rounds which are the thing that makes the lower tier tanks effective against higher tiers. If I was WG, I wouldn’t listen to us either.
Seriously, folks…look at that post. Let’s break it down:
Threads complaining how tanks are op because they lack weak spots and can only be penned with gold rounds then threads like this complaining about gold rounds negating armor.
That’s EXACTLY the point, you fucking dumbass! They engineered the game to where you HAVE to use gold rounds or you simply can’t succeed. You either bounce every shot or pen every shot. It’s feast or famine based not on any skill at all, but on what type of round you’re firing and if you can afford to fire them continuously.
Rather than making a game based on skill and knowledge, they’ve created a roulette wheel where you have a 50% swing in RNG and if you don’t use gold you simply can’t win, and if you do use gold you almost can’t lose.
A good friend of mine said it best: “The problem with being a complete asshole is that the complete asshole is so bitter about being an asshole they don’t realize they’re actually a bitter asshole.”
That sums up Hellsfog to a T.
I mean, for a guy that thinks he’s so great, why the fuck didn’t even ever make it to RELIC proper? Was he not gay enough? Well, however unlikely that may be, anything is possible.
But this guy is so convinced he’s so skilled and that this game is life, that he thinks if you’re not good enough you should be banned from the game.
No shit folks. That’s what he thinks. And what’s even more ridiculously funny is that a guy that talks all kinds of shit about how good he is and how bad you are says this:
Hellsfog, on Jul 30 2017 – 13:35, said:
Absent a replay, the game does a spotting check every few seconds which is in effect a dice roll. It is possible you had some bad dice rolls.
WHOA NOW! Dice rolls? What the fuck? Are we playing Dungeons & Dragons now? Where’s the “skill” in that, asshole?
But wait, there’s more! Check out his idea on banning people from playing:
Hellsfog, on May 19 2017 – 23:39, said:
I have the answer to your questions. Anyone who can’t manage at least 340 Wn8 and a 47% WR after 5,500 battles will be banned for 1 day. If that person hasn’t improved following their next 5 games, they will get banned for 3 days, a week and then permanently. Any player with 5,500 battles or less who has at least 20% of this games in arty and sucks in arty, will be instantly banned. They will be allowed to reroll as many times as it takes to not be a bot.
Really? So nobody plays pubs unless they do so to his standards?
How about this rule while we’re at it: No sub clans. You’re not good enough to make it to the main clan, go start your own or don’t join a clan at all. I mean, if you suck to the point they don’t want you in the main, what gives you the right to leech off of their success?
How about that one, asshole? Your shit talk is down to one thing and one thing only: You THINK you’re good because you get your ass carried by the memory of what RELIC once was.
The fact of the matter is you aren’t that good. You, like so many other assholes, are just an also ran that never made it to the top of the food chain. If not for your affiliation, you would be shit.
The reality now though is this: Your affiliation IS shit, ergo YOU are now shit.
It is YOU the game could do without. It is YOU nobody cares about. It is YOU who are the problem, not everybody else.
Everybody else just wants to play golf, then share a few stories about their round, good and bad, and have a laugh about it.
That’s what games are…or at least, it’s what they’re supposed to be. Wargaming, and people like Hellsfog, have ruined all of that. Small wonder the population gets lower and lower, leaving only these assholes behind.