Tsing of -Q-: Patent Asshole and Fail Player Extraordinaire!
Well folks, grab whatever you’re drinking, sit down and prepare yourself – because here we go again!
Once again this is a classic example of why XVM just needs to go; and once again, this video is brought to us by a guy that’s turned into our de facto roving reporter, Insurrectional Leftist.
This time, it’s Tsing of the clan MIMIC that gets in on the act. By the by, MIMIC is a clan so fucking retarded they use the letter -Q- to represent MIMIC. Yea. OK. Makes sense. (Truth be told, they just really, really, really wanted to look like -G-, but everybody had already used the rest of the letters in the alphabet, so there you have it.)
At any rate, the game doesn’t even get underway, and Tsing is at it. He starts off insulting a platoon of three players for their stats. See? The game hasn’t even started yet, and away this asshole goes with his XVM bullshit.
What this shows, once again, is that people use it not as a “tool for improving themselves” and not as “a learning instrument”, but as a club to beat people over the head with. This butt munching asshole Tsing looked at the stat screen as the game loaded up, and then unloaded on these three guys for no reason at all other than their stats.
That’s pure bullshit.
So let’s take a look at the players in all of this, shall we? The three guys were:
Well, it’s clear that two of them are struggling. But when you consider that purpletank has been playing less than a year and has less than 1000 games played, and EarthshakerEM doesn’t really care as he’s just in it for the blowing shit up, it’s no small wonder their stats reflect that.
But our resident asshole Tsing doesn’t give a shit about any of that. He’s a great player. He hates having fail players on his team. I mean, he’s a statistically superior player that is being dragged down by these players that are just having a good time. Right?
The guy is an also ran with an ego and attitude of a unicum with the overall talent of a crippled, dyslexic, jackass with a facial tick. Nothing more. And his “power clan” he belongs to? Well, apparently they took pity on Tsing’s stupid ass because he’s joined the same clan twice. (Nobody else would have his retarded ass, so there you go.) But then again, when you only have 18 personnel, you’ll take pretty much anybody you can get.
But then they made this patent village idiot a fucking combat officer? Seriously? The guy couldn’t combat his way out of a wet paper bag, let alone actually LEAD people into combat.
The only thing this ape-raped, shit-for-brains knows how to do is find somebody, ANYBODY, in XVM with worse stats than his and talk shit. That’s it. That is the extent of his talent.
But I digress…as usual. Back to the replay:
Our man in Istanbul, Leftist, then ask Tsing point blank, “why pick on people over their stats”? Oh boy…that puts Leftist on Tsing’s shit list as well. It’s not too long after that that Tsing starts blaming everybody for the loss, blaming Leftist for doing nothing, calling everybody stupid and fail and what have you…
Wait a tick…did I just type he called Leftist a fail player? Yes, I did. Well, Tsing, you fucking knuckle dragging asshat, if Leftist is a fail player in that game, what does that make you?
Leftist did more damage, more kills, and earned more XP than you did. So, if he’s fail…well, I guess that makes you a complete fucktard, right?
No. It doesn’t.
People just play a damn game. Nothing more. Some do well at it, some don’t. A good majority just don’t give a damn – they’re in it for a good time for a few minutes with a few friends. They don’t live their lives through a fucking game, you moron.
If you think stats in a pixel tank game are the secret to life, then God help you, because you must lead the most failed and miserable life imaginable.
So here you go, folks. Here’s Tsing, a guy that is REALLY IN NO POSITION AT ALL TO INSULT ANYBODY OVER STATS, insulting pretty much everybody over stats (link to replay):