Meet the Assholes – Wargaming Employees

Well folks, here we are after the big fucking debacle of Sir Foch gate. Wargaming, more specifically Wargaming North America, in their typical classless display of ineptitude, tried their level best to take this whole thing from debacle to full-blown three ring circus with their empty, made up, bogus, fuck-witted posts trying to somehow justify the complete bullshit that took place from the get go.

For those of you who have been under a fucking rock the last few days, here’s the CliffsNotes:

  • Last Friday, Sir Foch made another video that was typical Sir Foch: foul mouthed, passionate, and in your face. As always. Nothing new there.
  • Wargaming (EU)  freaked the fuck out for whatever reason and told him to take it down and removed Sir Foch’s Community Contributor rights.
  • Sir Foch, standing his ground, refused to take the video down.
  • Wargaming EU, namely Ph3lan, threatened Sir Foch with a copyright strike. (This is some serious shit for YouTubers.)
  • Wargaming EU, namely Njail, then makes a post saying they never did threaten a copyright strike and they never would do that.
  • Sir Foch then post the screen shots of Ph3lan actually making the threats.
  • Wargaming EU starts back-peddling like a bitch making excuses for what they did.
  • Everybody finds out just exactly how full of shit Wargaming EU is.
  • Wargaming EU then starts making all kinds of appologies and in general starts stroking the general populace in a vain effort to mitigate the absolute PR disaster this has turned out to be.
  • Just about the time the flames are getting under control, Wargaming North America (read as “That Complete Village Idiot Asshat Collective out in California) decides to send out all kinds of completely made up bullshit and in effect drops a 2500  pound Thermite bomb on the whole goddamed thing all over again.
  • Wargaming issues even more apologies, in effect telling Wargaming NA to shut the fuck up and stay out of it.

That’s the CliffsNotes, folks. Other shit has happened in between, like Jim putting up a video over at the Jimquisition over it (well worth the watch) and of course Jingles pretending to quit but at the same time saying he’s not quitting because he’ll keep doing videos anyway, and of course his little fuck buddy, on again-off again fiance and resident housing moocher Rita doing the same thing…yea. Fucking sickening. Those two were made for each other. They both have the spines of a jelly fish and the morals of…well…Wargaming.

So, all of that said, who are these assholes? I mean really. Who are they? Surely there has to be some accountability to something other than an avatar and a screen name. Surely there is a way to find out just exactly who these fucking assholes are so that they can be made to answer the fucking bell should anybody want them to.

Well, folks, there is. Right here. This page is a work in progress. We’re going to find out who all these assholes are and list them here one by one. We’ll hunt down every single last one that is within our power to find.

All of that said, here are the assholes we know of so far. Feel free to drop them a line, send them an email or give them a call and tell them exactly what you think of their fucking moronic bullshit and tell them to FIX IT!!!


Wargaming North America

Jay Stuart Cohen

General Manager – Wargaming North America
This is the head asshole in charge. This is the guy that has completely fucked up the North American Server.

1260 Hopkins St Apt 1
Berkeley, CA 94702
(510) 658-3935
NEW: (510) 524-0579

Email: [email protected]

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Paul Barnett

Director of Community/Streaming/Social
Nowhere in gaming is there a greater example of complete failure than this asshole.

772 Walnut St Apt 15
San Carlos, CA 94070
(571) 278-4872

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Brian Jakubson

Former Community Manager known as Ghostprime
Social Media Fuck-up Extrodinaire known as Meathead Militia

Original Home Address:
15 Bright Hill Dr
Clinton Ct 06413-1801
(860) 669-8711

California:
6401 Shellmound St. Apt 8107
Emeryville CA 94608-1082

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Felicia Johnson (Alias Felicia Michelle Perry)

Customer Service Manager known as  NyxWGA
This is the bitch responsible for all your tickets being complete and utter bullshit.

2701 Garrity Ct
Pinole, CA 94564
(206) 512-9242

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Melinda B. Heilman (Alias Melinda R. Heilman)

Former Customer Support  (Low rent copy and paster)
Community Admin Fuck-up Extraordinaire known as Dance210 (And a really shitty player as well.)

Original Home Address:
1009 Plateau Ln
Raleigh, NC 27615
(919) 685-5471

California:
1144 Hyde St. Apt 402
San Leandro, CA 94577-4506
(510) 815-8434

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Nicholas Theodore Moran

Resident Gomer Pyle Wanna-be known as The_Chieftain

7344 Ione Ct
Dublin, CA 94568
(925) 263-2188
NEW: (415) 699-5579

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Alex Brewer-Disarufino

Senior PR Manager North America (Definitely THE asshole that should be fired.)

4307 Gilbert St.
Oakland CA 94611-5131
(718) 855-0352 (NY Phone)

Email: [email protected]

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Jake Neri

Head of Player Experience (Yea. He should DEFINITELY be shit-canned)
Former Director of Customer Relations (And he failed miserably at that too!)

3704 Whitworth Dr
Dublin, CA 94568
(650) 274-2685

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Jamie King

Public Relations Manager (Another one for the shit-heap)
Former Community Manager (And was a complete, utter, epic failure at it.)

1231 40th St Apt 336
Emeryville, CA 94608
(801) 608-0064

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Chris Jung

Monetization Specialist (This guy thinks up ways to rob you blind.)

1239 Dwight Way
Berkeley, CA 94702
(510) 260-6197

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Erik Whiteford (Alias Hans E. Whiteford)

Director of Marketing and Communication – Wargaming North America
(Now THIS guy has flat out fucking failed beyond the ability of words to describe. I mean, a Communications Director that still uses AOL & Yahoo?! Seriously?!)

10 Lupine Dr
Corte Madera, Ca 94925-1715
(415) 924-8039

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Wargaming Europe

Marek Tučan (Uses the fake name Florian Mentl)

Head of Community Management known as Njial

This is the asshole that lied saying that Wargaming has never and would never issue a copyright strike. Yea. He should be shit-canned as well.

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Zoltán Sipos

Community Manager (EN/EU) known as Ph3lan

This is the asshole that started the whole god damned mess by threatening Sir Foch with the copyright strike. This fucking waste of life should be taken out back and have the shit kicked out of him.

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38 Responses

  1. Mr_Alex says:

    @Thing1

    Not sure if this surprises you, WGNA and WGEU just carried out mass bannings on people in World of Warships forums complaining that the developers screwed up the most famous US Navy Aircraft Carrier, the USS Enterprise

    I looked around briefly and didn’t see one single thread or announcement to that effect. Considering the ship hasn’t even been released as of your post, I find it a bit hard to swallow. You got a link or something?

    – Thing 1

  2. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    I started seeing that Jingles is now posting a lot of War Thunder videos again on You Tube lately. I’m sure the word made it over to War Thunder about why he came back over there. Of course that spreads good PR in the direction of War Thunder, and they might capitalized on that PR some kind of way? All of these bans will not be good for the community either. Soon the forums will be drying up like a wet sponge in the sun. Sad commentary for the forums giving that’s what forums are for 🙁

  3. Thing 1 says:

    Jingles is a douchebag. He quit World of Tanks while saying he wasn’t quitting, then claimed a victory (as if that fat fuck did anything at all) after Wargaming made their “We wont sue” announcement, then caught flak for that, now is back at War Thunder picking up scraps because they don’t want him back and said good riddance to his fat ass a couple years ago.

    That fat fuck has LONG outlived any usefulness he ever had. He’s such a blatant brown-nosing yes man it’s pathetic. He has the backbone of the typical invertebrate.

  4. Thing 1 says:

    Frankly, he’s wrong. Enterprise wasn’t the most famous carrier of WWII. That distinction went to Yorktown. Yorktown was reportedly sunk by the Japanese 4 fucking times. It was like a ghost ship to them. They absolutely feared it. Every time they reported it sunk, there it was two months later wrecking their ass all over again.

    They finally did sink her on the 5th go…only to see a brand new one built to take her place 7 months later. She sits in Charleston harbor, South Carolina to this day. I’ve been there many times. My uncle’s name is on the Medal of Honor plaque as you walk in the forward hangar.

  5. Thing 1 says:

    Just got a look at Jay Cohen’s background. Did you guys know he defaulted on a 1.2 million dollar mortgage? No wonder the fucking GM lives in an apartment these days. (What’s more, the guys driving record is complete shit. Amazed he still has a license.)

  6. Gomez_Adams says:

    Typical.

    You hire a guy to run your company for the entire North American continent that can’t even handle his own finances. Small wonder it’s been a disaster.

    If you can’t handle your own finances, what in God’s name makes you think they’re capable of handling anybody else’s, let alone those of millions of people?

  7. Thing 1 says:

    Nicholas “The Liar” Moran (aka The Chieftain) and Jay Cohen (aka the head idiot in charge) have acquired new phone numbers.

    The new numbers have been added to their information.

    Margaret R. Aebi (aka Thomas Aebi’s / Tsavo’s mom) has also acquired a new phone number. We’re sitting on that one for now.

  8. landedkiller says:

    The list needs to be completed where is Victor K’s contact information. If you want to change wargaming then you need to find the CEO’s contact information and then advocate for people to call him up. Why hasn’t anyone on here went after wargaming’s finances(are they in decline)? I have woken up to the shitpile wargmaing is.

  9. JONDIESATTHEEND says:

    Holy crap I just found this website by accident. This is freaking gold. I had no idea dance was a fat woman, I had no idea Tsavo was mental, and I can’t wait to see what is nest.

  10. JONDIESATTHEEND says:

    next

  11. JONDIESATTHEEND says:

    Never mind, I was going to try to become a member but it seems you can not keep your politics out of it. Your website, your choice; my time my choice. I think you would get more people if you kept to the subject at hand.

  12. Thing 1 says:

    There are no “members” here. You want to post, post. You don’t, don’t. Makes no difference to us whatsoever. Hundreds of people read the site each day without commenting. We have no problem with that.

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