RELIC: The Gayest Clan on Earth
You know, we here at Exposing World of Tanks started this whole thing to show the blatant bullying, rules violations and bullshit that go on in this game. These pages are chock-full-O first rate assholes, each and every one PROVEN to be a worthless prick.
Well, folks, it’s not every day this happens, but an ENTIRE CLAN has gone out of its way to prove themselves all…well…several things at once. It USED to be a leading clan in World of Tanks, but has digressed into what can best be described as a bunch of also ran, bitter, immature, latent homosexuals.
How do we know this? Well, there’s some circumstantial evidence, and then there’s some direct proof. For starters, let’s take a look at RELIC’s clan logo:
Hmmmmm…yea. Catch me – fuck me glasses, pursed lips, hat cocked at ridiculous angle…yea. It doesn’t get much more suggestively gay than that.
Then there’s this on their clan page:
“PREDOMINATELY” 18+. Hmmm…so they like ’em younger if they’re “mature” enough. Well, that’s pretty suggestive too, is it not?
So then we get to what happened in general chat last night. What happened can best be described as a “coming out” party by RELIC as a whole. It was inspirational that so many would take the leap at once, but they didn’t just come out for themselves, they actually tried to recruit Insurrectional Leftist to the cause. Here you go:
So, we would like to take this opportunity to congratulate the following members of RELIC on their “mature” coming out party:
Ser_G (Read as Sir Gay, of course…a new “recruit” ;))
Chewy_Sammich (Obviously the pivot man in all of this. He’s been passed around more clans than a joint at a Black Crowes concert.)
Congratulations, gays…I mean, guys. We here at Exposing World of Tanks are very, very proud of you all. It takes guts to come out at all, let alone in numbers like that. Well done!
We do have a suggestion though: you should use this content on your clan page. We feel it’s much better suited to who you really are and what you really stand for:
All of that aside, what happened next was a bit weird. All of a sudden, they started flooding the chat with this:
Wait a tic…did Thomas Aebi get arrested?
Has he been jailed?
Held without bond?
Did he go and get caught with child porn on his computer AGAIN?!
Oh well…you can lead a pervert to water, but you can’t make him stop surfing child porn.
As if that weren’t enough, they finish up the night flooding with this:
What the hell is that all about? Seriously, we’re all baffled. He IS a veteran. So, are you suggesting he’s a person into self loathing?
Who knows? We’re obviously dealing with the under 18, but “mature” end of the RELIC clan, so there’s really no telling.
At any rate, congratulations to the RELIC clan and it’s “new attitude” and “coming out” party. It was, to say the very least, inspiring.
Well done, ladies!