Profile: Laceylace


Laceylace isn’t what you’d call a troll. He/she/it is what can only be referred to as the most blatant, wanton corporate shill to ever hit the internet.

Not surprisingly, he/she/it actually turns out to be yet another fully grown man using pictures of little girls and posting all kinds of sexual innuendo as if to advertise for services typically found in the red light district of Budapest, Hungary. As usual, you don’t have to believe us, just look at what he/she/it says. This is Lacylace’s profile page:


Yea. That’s wholesome.

It’s very clear, or at least it should be clear by now, that there is a very, very disturbing trend among the Wargaming trolls and shills: they’re pretty much all grown men disguising themselves as little girls using sexual innuendo as if to advertise services and sexual favors. Frankly, it’s the kind of thing that makes one look at Tolos and say, “well…you’re not THAT bad after all.”

That, in and of itself, should warrant Wargaming at least telling them to clean up their act a bit, but of course it doesn’t. Turns out that Wargaming actually sponsors these…well, we don’t know what the hell they are, so we’re going to stick with perverts. After all, what kind of regular human being, let alone grown man, pretends to be a little girl and offers up people the right to “eat the booty” in exchange for driving privileges? (And God only knows what they mean by “driving”.)

Queue the red light here.

That said, Laceylace takes corporate shill out a whole new door. Seriously, he/she/it does. He/she/it’s the person that actually blames you for everything no matter what.

  • Server is down for maintenance? Laceylace blames your internet connection.
  • Somebody is abusing you in chat? You deserved it even though you said nothing.
  • The game crashes for not just you, but hundreds of others? You ALL are the problem.

To Laceylace, Wargaming has never once made a single error of any kind. Ever. Not even when they allowed the T22 rigging to go unchecked. That was all our fault too. Some examples of he/she/it’s ridiculous “tow the company line” statements:

  • When a topic is made about how OP the new Rheinmetall Skorpion G is:

View PostLaceylace, on Sep 11 2016 – 6:01, said:

They don’t want pref MM tanks anymore. Also it has no armor. It has pretty trash camo tbh unless it’s behind 100 bushes. And it’s a 12.8cm gun. There are also other tanks at tier 8 that get it. And there are other tanks that get a better one. The Rhm is an example.

Now, never mind that the Skorpion since it’s release just recently leads all T8 TD’s in:

  • Damage per game
  • Kills per game
  • Battle rating
  • XP per game

pretty much every single category there is. Never mind that. According to Laceylace, it’s not OP at all. It’s a poorly armored tank so it’s all your fault it’s so blatantly OP.

And then there’s this little jewel from the other day when player Obsidian made a thread asking if the servers were messed up because he was getting very bad lag. Laceylace’s response was all too predictable:

View PostLaceylace, on Sep 10 2016 – 06:29, said:

Get a better ISP. Dial up is outdated.

Never mind that pretty much everybody else was having issues. Never mind that and Level 3 have been the cause of major packet loss for Wargaming for YEARS. Never mind it’s been documented by the ping plots of hundreds of players over that same period of time.

Never mind all of that.

It’s you.

Then a player a couple weeks ago brings up a sore topic for pretty much everybody: Maps. The map situation has been rather pathetic for years. Everybody admits it. Everybody except Laceylace, that is. He/she/it’s response to the staleness of the map situation that has plagued the game for years?

View PostLaceylace, on Sep 5 2016 – 13:45, said:

But we’re literally getting a new map next patch. Paris.

A new map! A whole ONE! ONE NEW MAP!!!

Wow, Laceylace! Thank you for solving the entire issue of getting the same map 8 times in a row for the last 3 years in one fell swoop!

No matter what your problem is, even if it’s backed up by THOUSANDS of other players on thousands of other threads around the world, you can bet that Laceylace will blame you for it.


UPDATE 9/15/16

A few choice samples of Laceylace’s attitude in game have been brought to our attention by Malcolm Fox. Although it comes as absolutely no surprise to us that Laceylace is an even greater douche bag in game than he/she/it is on the forums, we thank Malcolm for bringing this to us.



UPDATE 9/26/16

Thanks to STP for sending us a couple images that kind of sheds light on more of Laceylace’s lies. He/she/it apparently couldn’t keep track of which girl he/she/it was posting pictures of claiming it was him/her/it. He/she/it posted one picture claiming it to be him/her/it over on the Wotlabs forum in December of 2013. Then, not even a year later in October of 2014, he/she/it posted a picture of a different girl on the World of Tanks forum claiming for that to be him/her/it. Now, this year in January of 2017, yet ANOTHER picture appears posted by Laceylace.

Here they all are in a side by side comparison:


So, basically, over the last few years, he/she/it took off about 4 to 6 years of age twice, got a new nose, a complete cheekbone redo and a eye lift along with extensive hair and eyebrow work as well in both directions coming and going.

What’s more, we’ve just been made aware by another contributor that Lacelace and uberdice are in fact the same person. (Read comments on uberdice’s profile for more information while we look into it.)

If that turns out to be true (we’re looking into this for sure) then the three lovely ladies aren’t anywhere near what Lacelace/uberdice look like. If this is true, they (rather he in the end) looks like this:

Yet another oriental-English mix that likes pretending he’s a girl because he wishes that’s what he really had been but he’s trapped in the body of a miniature man.

Why are we not surprised?

62 Responses

  1. Thing 1 says:

    You’re so full of shit it’s laughable.

    First off, he lied when he posted the first picture.

    Secondly, he lied when he posted the second picture a year later.

    Thirdly he lied yet again when he posted the THIRD picture three fucking years after that.

    Fourthly, he forgot to delete his first Steam account that shows yet ANOTHER different girl that lives in the United States.

    Laceylace first account Steam

    Fifthly, in all the time that fucking idiot has trolled the forums, never once has he responded to ANYBODY that spoke to him in German with German…because the fucking asshole lives in the United States and doesn’t speak a fucking word of German without Google Translate.

    Sixthly, he constantly talks in American slang, which is nearly impossible for a German to speak.

    Seventhly, he has NEVER spoken on any of the platooning videos or streams with that half-breed uberdice. He can’t, because he’ll blow his cover and prove he’s a guy.

    Laceylace has done nothing but lie every single time he types anything for years.

    Go sell your bullshit to the idiots on the forum at Wotlabs. They’ll believe you because they’re all liars as well. You’ll fit right in.

  2. SPACEDUDE71 says:

    Your a fucking dumbass scorp. Not once did u ever actually verbally communicate with lacey. No one has. Not even clan mates. We always kicked him out of company and now team bbattles

  3. SPACEDUDE71 says:

    Because he wont use voice.

  4. Thing 1 says:

    And there you have it. How people believe this bullshit is beyond me. I mean, are you that desperate for a piece of ass, Scorpiany? Do you think that maybe, just maybe you might get a hook-up out of it?

    He’s a fucking GUY pretending to be a GIRL because he’s such a fucking asshole it’s the only way anybody will tolerate his bullshit.

  5. Gomez_Adams says:

    I’m just curious as to how you can say, “She doesn’t seem to TK as much?” when there is video right here on this very site showing him doing exactly that and then bragging about how he does it constantly and gets away with it and then explains exactly how he cheats the TK system.

    Or did you not see that? Here you go:

    Care to revise your statement?

  6. Thing 1 says:

    Another good point. It’s obvious that Scorpiany is just fan-girling over Laceylace’s ass. He post all this defensive shit trying to “look after the little lady” rather than looking at all the complete bullshit, outright lies and seeing that everything he thinks about him is complete bullshit. Laceylace is indefensible. There is not one single endearing quality of any kind in that waste of fucking life. Not one. Everything he does is a lie, deception, against the rules, rude, racist, homophobic, all of it. Every fucking thing bad you can come up with clearly defines Laceylace.

    There is not one single goddamned thing I’ve ever seen from that fucking waste of life that was in any way positive or redeeming.

  7. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    OMG.. No wonder LaceyLace and Tsavo seem to fit together so well together. As they say “Birds of feather flock together” 😉

  8. TheQuagmire says:

    I need to add a whole lot of you virgins on to my tk list. I’v nailed gasai the other night now I just need to have one of you tards in my game.

  9. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    You’re that desperate to become famous on this site? To have your video up on this site? For the whole community to see what a team killer you are? For the WGNA Office to see you in full-color? You are aware that the WGNA office officially visit’s this site right? And they will see your actions in full HD color ? You want fame that easy? Then again, I don’t final say so ? Like who am I ? I am just a nobody…. There are more powerful people than me here in this place ! Master Thing 1 might have something to say about that?

  10. Thing 1 says:

    You guys will have to forgive WarAuthority. He’s the typical overweight, ugly, never amounted to jack shit asshole World of Tanks player.

    That’s right, asshole. I know who you are. Fuck up one more time.

  11. TheQuagmire says:

    Hey that’s great you know how to use google to find someone’s youtube account I’m sure you feel all warm inside knowing how autistic you are. For a site full of stalkers I’m shocked you guys haven’t hanged yourselves for being absolute scumbags.

  12. Thing 1 says:

    I know you from before, asshole. And Eve online, WarsGoddess. And from before that when you went by Wipeout. We go wayyyyyyyyy back.

    See you around, fat boy. But not here.

  13. Scorpiany says:

    Where did I defend Lacey at any point? I gave an explanation; not a defense. I do not support the kinds of things Lacey says or does. Nor did I say she stopped TK’ing. I said she doesn’t do it as much (Read: Doesn’t want to get banned. Also the same reason she calmed down the ranting in her posts; she said at one point that she was trying to avoid the new strikes). As for German, I’ve seen her run through it a few times in my Discord and elsewhere. No idea what that other Steam profile is, thus I won’t comment on it; I’ve personally never seen it. I’ve only known the Sigmarite Empress one.

    I will admit that it’s very easy to call her a shill. Even last night she posted a full-fledged defense of WG on something they clearly messed up (Ranked Battles).

    I was going to call her out on that post, but then decided it’s simply not worth the effort… Just not worth it. Won’t change her mind, why waste my time when I can just make a separate post on-topic and criticizing Ranked Battles on my own accord.

    She’s an apologist, not a shill. I’ve never seen anything which would indicate a connection to WG – But an apologist? Holy hell yes, she’s the first to rush to defend WG’s most stupid actions.

  14. Thing 1 says:

    Where did I defend Lacey at any point?

    When you started making fucking excuses for who he was as if it were even remotely the truth. It isn’t.

    That is NOT him. HE is a GUY. HE is not German. HE is as American as baseball.

    He has done nothing but lie not only about who he is, but what he does, and you came up here defending his worthless ass as if ANYTHING he’s EVER SAID was true when we all know it isn’t.

    Then you said he doesn’t TK that much when we have clear evidence to the contrary.

    I don’t care what the fuck you call him: He’s a lying, racist, homophobic, complete and total waste of life.

    Full Fucking Stop.

  15. Mr_Alex says:


    When someone that is known male that has to pose as a girl, one has to ask are they having a gender crisis?

  16. Thing 1 says:

    No, they aren’t. What they do is pretend to be girls so people will like them. It’s a sign of very low self esteem mixed with a lifetime of failure and bitterness. As a man, they have very few people that give a shit about them and they are complete failures with women.

    So they think that by pretending to be women, all those guys that play the same video games as he does will fall all over themselves to be “her” friend, and put up with any shit “she” dishes out on the hopes that they have a hot, sexy girlfriend online.

    Laceylace is proof that it works on idiots. I mean really…when you have someone like Scorpiany trying to defend not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but a fucking MULTITUDE of lies, it obviously works.

  17. The_Dastardly_Canuck_rob says:

    Almost as insecure as someone who made this website.

  18. Gomez_Adams says:

    Well, this has been interesting to say the least.

    Credit to Scorpiany though for coming to what must be for him the lions den and making an arguement. At least it’s an argument worth hearing and debating rather than the absolute crap the Wotlabs folks post.

  19. Thing 1 says:

    Almost as insecure as someone who made this website.

    Says the guy finding it necessary to post on this website to defend a liar. Fucktard.

    And agreed on Scorpiany. Misguided as he may be at least he makes a fucking argument worth reading.

  20. SPACEDUDE71 says:

    Scorp tries so hard to use the she word in his opening. And never does he say anything about the he/she issue. But he continues to call it, a she. Lace has never been on discord chatting with anyone

  21. Thing 1 says:

    For me it’s a simple matter of all the god damned lying. Everything is a lie with Laceylace. If everything he’s ever said is a lie, and it is obviously, then it is also obvious he’s lying about being a girl as well. And such lame excuses as “I’m ashamed of my voice” is just pure bullshit. Nobody’s so “ashamed of their voice” they don’t even talk to friends and clan mates that they’ve known for several years. That’s just complete horseshit.

    It’s so obviously horseshit that anybody that says otherwise proves themselves to be a complete fucking village idiot.

  22. Centurion_Mk_5_2 says:

    So… did you plan on having any actual proof in your article? Or were you just planning on keeping it full of half-baked theories and unfounded supposition? I mean, I’m genuinely curious. Because I read the whole thing and your offered no solid proof to your supposition that Laceylace is not whom she says she is. You’ve offered even less solid proof that Laceylace is uberdice. You’ve also done no research with regards to Lacey’s steam profile. The picture you posted is not her account.

    So I’m just curious, do you intend to provide solid proof? Or just keep making wild accusations and hoping that the only people who come here aren’t coming here to laugh at said wild accusations?

  23. Thing 1 says:

    Well, asshole, let’s review:

    He lied about who he was the first time.
    He lied about who he was the second time.
    He lied about who he was the third time.
    He lied about who he was on Steam.
    He lied about being German.
    He lied about everything he’s ever posted.
    He’s taken every precaution to never, ever speak even to his friends and clan mates under any circumstances.

    We’ve proven beyond any reasonable doubt that he isn’t who he says he is. Even by his own admission, he lied twice, which again proves he isn’t who he says he is.

    We on the other hand, haven’t lied once.

    Now go back to your liar you hope to get a piece of ass from someday…but watch out for that sausage he’s got up front as I’m sure that’ll be a bit of a mood killer for you.


  24. Frau_Blooka says:

    These motherfuckers never cease to amaze me!! They sit there and defend A KNOWN FUCKING LIAR!!! They say POST PROOF and you do and THEY STILL SAY PROVE IT!!! If the motherfucker lied even once about who the fuck they are then THEY ARE A FUCKING LIAR YOU DIPSHIT ASSHOLE!!!

  25. Thing 1 says:

    So tell us all how you really feel Frau. 😉

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