Laceylace isn’t what you’d call a troll. He/she/it is what can only be referred to as the most blatant, wanton corporate shill to ever hit the internet.
Not surprisingly, he/she/it actually turns out to be yet another fully grown man using pictures of little girls and posting all kinds of sexual innuendo as if to advertise for services typically found in the red light district of Budapest, Hungary. As usual, you don’t have to believe us, just look at what he/she/it says. This is Lacylace’s profile page:
Yea. That’s wholesome.
It’s very clear, or at least it should be clear by now, that there is a very, very disturbing trend among the Wargaming trolls and shills: they’re pretty much all grown men disguising themselves as little girls using sexual innuendo as if to advertise services and sexual favors. Frankly, it’s the kind of thing that makes one look at Tolos and say, “well…you’re not THAT bad after all.”
That, in and of itself, should warrant Wargaming at least telling them to clean up their act a bit, but of course it doesn’t. Turns out that Wargaming actually sponsors these…well, we don’t know what the hell they are, so we’re going to stick with perverts. After all, what kind of regular human being, let alone grown man, pretends to be a little girl and offers up people the right to “eat the booty” in exchange for driving privileges? (And God only knows what they mean by “driving”.)
Queue the red light here.
That said, Laceylace takes corporate shill out a whole new door. Seriously, he/she/it does. He/she/it’s the person that actually blames you for everything no matter what.
- Server is down for maintenance? Laceylace blames your internet connection.
- Somebody is abusing you in chat? You deserved it even though you said nothing.
- The game crashes for not just you, but hundreds of others? You ALL are the problem.
To Laceylace, Wargaming has never once made a single error of any kind. Ever. Not even when they allowed the T22 rigging to go unchecked. That was all our fault too. Some examples of he/she/it’s ridiculous “tow the company line” statements:
- When a topic is made about how OP the new Rheinmetall Skorpion G is:
They don’t want pref MM tanks anymore. Also it has no armor. It has pretty trash camo tbh unless it’s behind 100 bushes. And it’s a 12.8cm gun. There are also other tanks at tier 8 that get it. And there are other tanks that get a better one. The Rhm is an example.
Now, never mind that the Skorpion since it’s release just recently leads all T8 TD’s in:
- Damage per game
- Kills per game
- Battle rating
- XP per game
pretty much every single category there is. Never mind that. According to Laceylace, it’s not OP at all. It’s a poorly armored tank so it’s all your fault it’s so blatantly OP.
And then there’s this little jewel from the other day when player Obsidian made a thread asking if the servers were messed up because he was getting very bad lag. Laceylace’s response was all too predictable:
Get a better ISP. Dial up is outdated.
Never mind that pretty much everybody else was having issues. Never mind that Telia.net and Level 3 have been the cause of major packet loss for Wargaming for YEARS. Never mind it’s been documented by the ping plots of hundreds of players over that same period of time.
Never mind all of that.
Then a player a couple weeks ago brings up a sore topic for pretty much everybody: Maps. The map situation has been rather pathetic for years. Everybody admits it. Everybody except Laceylace, that is. He/she/it’s response to the staleness of the map situation that has plagued the game for years?
But we’re literally getting a new map next patch. Paris.
A new map! A whole ONE! ONE NEW MAP!!!
Wow, Laceylace! Thank you for solving the entire issue of getting the same map 8 times in a row for the last 3 years in one fell swoop!
No matter what your problem is, even if it’s backed up by THOUSANDS of other players on thousands of other threads around the world, you can bet that Laceylace will blame you for it.
A few choice samples of Laceylace’s attitude in game have been brought to our attention by Malcolm Fox. Although it comes as absolutely no surprise to us that Laceylace is an even greater douche bag in game than he/she/it is on the forums, we thank Malcolm for bringing this to us.
Thanks to STP for sending us a couple images that kind of sheds light on more of Laceylace’s lies. He/she/it apparently couldn’t keep track of which girl he/she/it was posting pictures of claiming it was him/her/it. He/she/it posted one picture claiming it to be him/her/it over on the Wotlabs forum in December of 2013. Then, not even a year later in October of 2014, he/she/it posted a picture of a different girl on the World of Tanks forum claiming for that to be him/her/it. Now, this year in January of 2017, yet ANOTHER picture appears posted by Laceylace.
Here they all are in a side by side comparison:
WHAT A LYING SACK OF SHIT!
So, basically, over the last few years, he/she/it took off about 4 to 6 years of age twice, got a new nose, a complete cheekbone redo and a eye lift along with extensive hair and eyebrow work as well in both directions coming and going.
What’s more, we’ve just been made aware by another contributor that Lacelace and uberdice are in fact the same person. (Read comments on uberdice’s profile for more information while we look into it.)
If that turns out to be true (we’re looking into this for sure) then the three lovely ladies aren’t anywhere near what Lacelace/uberdice look like. If this is true, they (rather he in the end) looks like this:
Yet another oriental-English mix that likes pretending he’s a girl because he wishes that’s what he really had been but he’s trapped in the body of a miniature man.
Why are we not surprised?