Profile: Laceylace


Laceylace isn’t what you’d call a troll. He/she/it is what can only be referred to as the most blatant, wanton corporate shill to ever hit the internet.

Not surprisingly, he/she/it actually turns out to be yet another fully grown man using pictures of little girls and posting all kinds of sexual innuendo as if to advertise for services typically found in the red light district of Budapest, Hungary. As usual, you don’t have to believe us, just look at what he/she/it says. This is Lacylace’s profile page:


Yea. That’s wholesome.

It’s very clear, or at least it should be clear by now, that there is a very, very disturbing trend among the Wargaming trolls and shills: they’re pretty much all grown men disguising themselves as little girls using sexual innuendo as if to advertise services and sexual favors. Frankly, it’s the kind of thing that makes one look at Tolos and say, “well…you’re not THAT bad after all.”

That, in and of itself, should warrant Wargaming at least telling them to clean up their act a bit, but of course it doesn’t. Turns out that Wargaming actually sponsors these…well, we don’t know what the hell they are, so we’re going to stick with perverts. After all, what kind of regular human being, let alone grown man, pretends to be a little girl and offers up people the right to “eat the booty” in exchange for driving privileges? (And God only knows what they mean by “driving”.)

Queue the red light here.

That said, Laceylace takes corporate shill out a whole new door. Seriously, he/she/it does. He/she/it’s the person that actually blames you for everything no matter what.

  • Server is down for maintenance? Laceylace blames your internet connection.
  • Somebody is abusing you in chat? You deserved it even though you said nothing.
  • The game crashes for not just you, but hundreds of others? You ALL are the problem.

To Laceylace, Wargaming has never once made a single error of any kind. Ever. Not even when they allowed the T22 rigging to go unchecked. That was all our fault too. Some examples of he/she/it’s ridiculous “tow the company line” statements:

  • When a topic is made about how OP the new Rheinmetall Skorpion G is:

View PostLaceylace, on Sep 11 2016 – 6:01, said:

They don’t want pref MM tanks anymore. Also it has no armor. It has pretty trash camo tbh unless it’s behind 100 bushes. And it’s a 12.8cm gun. There are also other tanks at tier 8 that get it. And there are other tanks that get a better one. The Rhm is an example.

Now, never mind that the Skorpion since it’s release just recently leads all T8 TD’s in:

  • Damage per game
  • Kills per game
  • Battle rating
  • XP per game

pretty much every single category there is. Never mind that. According to Laceylace, it’s not OP at all. It’s a poorly armored tank so it’s all your fault it’s so blatantly OP.

And then there’s this little jewel from the other day when player Obsidian made a thread asking if the servers were messed up because he was getting very bad lag. Laceylace’s response was all too predictable:

View PostLaceylace, on Sep 10 2016 – 06:29, said:

Get a better ISP. Dial up is outdated.

Never mind that pretty much everybody else was having issues. Never mind that and Level 3 have been the cause of major packet loss for Wargaming for YEARS. Never mind it’s been documented by the ping plots of hundreds of players over that same period of time.

Never mind all of that.

It’s you.

Then a player a couple weeks ago brings up a sore topic for pretty much everybody: Maps. The map situation has been rather pathetic for years. Everybody admits it. Everybody except Laceylace, that is. He/she/it’s response to the staleness of the map situation that has plagued the game for years?

View PostLaceylace, on Sep 5 2016 – 13:45, said:

But we’re literally getting a new map next patch. Paris.

A new map! A whole ONE! ONE NEW MAP!!!

Wow, Laceylace! Thank you for solving the entire issue of getting the same map 8 times in a row for the last 3 years in one fell swoop!

No matter what your problem is, even if it’s backed up by THOUSANDS of other players on thousands of other threads around the world, you can bet that Laceylace will blame you for it.


UPDATE 9/15/16

A few choice samples of Laceylace’s attitude in game have been brought to our attention by Malcolm Fox. Although it comes as absolutely no surprise to us that Laceylace is an even greater douche bag in game than he/she/it is on the forums, we thank Malcolm for bringing this to us.



UPDATE 9/26/16

Thanks to STP for sending us a couple images that kind of sheds light on more of Laceylace’s lies. He/she/it apparently couldn’t keep track of which girl he/she/it was posting pictures of claiming it was him/her/it. He/she/it posted one picture claiming it to be him/her/it over on the Wotlabs forum in December of 2013. Then, not even a year later in October of 2014, he/she/it posted a picture of a different girl on the World of Tanks forum claiming for that to be him/her/it. Now, this year in January of 2017, yet ANOTHER picture appears posted by Laceylace.

Here they all are in a side by side comparison:


So, basically, over the last few years, he/she/it took off about 4 to 6 years of age twice, got a new nose, a complete cheekbone redo and a eye lift along with extensive hair and eyebrow work as well in both directions coming and going.

What’s more, we’ve just been made aware by another contributor that Lacelace and uberdice are in fact the same person. (Read comments on uberdice’s profile for more information while we look into it.)

If that turns out to be true (we’re looking into this for sure) then the three lovely ladies aren’t anywhere near what Lacelace/uberdice look like. If this is true, they (rather he in the end) looks like this:

Yet another oriental-English mix that likes pretending he’s a girl because he wishes that’s what he really had been but he’s trapped in the body of a miniature man.

Why are we not surprised?

62 Responses

  1. Frau_Blooka says:

    Fuck off T

  2. SPACEDUDE71 says:

    The thing is they have no proof he is a she. Other than him trying his damness to come off as a female. Which is obvious when u consider the norm.
    This scenario has gone on longer than this site been up.

  3. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    Wow, these gender identity crisis issues ! 🙁 One Lying asshole causes a few other lying assholes to get confused over another person’s gender identity issues. Simply astounding. Or they are just lying trolls… For pete’s sake. 😐

  4. Thing 1 says:

    The thing is they have no proof he is a she.

    It’s worse than that. They can’t prove ANYTHING about him at all one way or the other.

    We have PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT he’s a liar.

  5. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    I suppose that they have been watching too many “HE-MAN Episodes !” “By the power of GreySkull I command it to be true!” Skeletor even knows Bullshit he see’s it, “O.K. assholes wake up, pull your heads out of your HE-MAN butts, and stop being idiots! He’s not a girl you nimrods ! You and GreySkull just need to stop the lying, an go lie down, you’re drunk !!”

  6. Centurion_Mk_5_2 says:

    You’ve provided no proof. You not proved anything beyond a reasonable doubt.

    I’m gonna start with the Steam profile. I know exactly how you found it: you went to the community section of Steam and searched for ‘laceylace’ and picked the first one that showed up. There are two of them, by the way, I’m so surprised you didn’t immediately latch onto that as “proof”. That account you showed was 3 years old as of that screenshot. You can tell because of the 3 years of service badge shown just under the account number. (It is now 4 years old as it was made on May 31st 2013). But, and heres the kicker: Lacey’s actual account, (you know the one that is hers, says shes from Germany and is not completely unrelated to her) is 8 YEARS OLD. Way to go on that research guys, found a completely unrelated account, created after her actual account and then call it her “first”. (Oh and other LaceyLace account on Steam is 3 years old right now… so… that’s not her “first” either.) Anyone who has Lacey on Steam as a friend can also confirm this. (If you had read Scorpiany’s messages… he actually referenced her real account by one of its past names… I surprised that slipped past such good investigators).

    So ok… that’s the Steam profile “proof” shot to shit. Let’s see, what else do we have, oh the pictures:

    So, Scorpiony provided an explanation for this. The middle picture (the one referencing IOC) is her. This corresponds with the pictures Ive seen of her. Now of course, I could post them, but even if I did, youd probably ramble on about how that’s more lies. Now, I have no reason to lie. None. You can believe that if you wish (you probably wont). And to be honest, if I had to worry about sites like this one, I wouldn’t post consistent pictures of myself on the internet either…

    So so far, we have an unrelated steam profile that provides doubt to any of your claims, and the fact that other pictures Ive seen of Lacey directly match the person in the 2nd image. But… I feel like I’m missing a claim… OH! The claim that Laceylace = uberdice. And… well… that’s pretty false, considering Ive platooned with both of them at the same time. More over, both accounts have, roughly, the same number of battles, and uberdice is consistently better than Lacey. And Lacey created her account over a year after uber did. Now I suppose you could say: “Oh but uber just has a friend play that account sometimes.” And yea, I guess that’s possible but as a person who plays with uber fairly regularly, he isn’t that clever AND finding another person whos even semi-competent at WoT is a stretch. The entire argument that Lacey = uber requires a large amount of mental gymnastics to even be plausible, let alone the truth. Though I suppose it would be too hard to believe that Lacey is actually a girl.

    So Steam profile “proof”: shot to shit. Picture “proof”: directly goes against my personal experience. Lacey = uber: directly goes against my personal experience. Lots of doubt still to be had. In fact more doubt than actual tangible proof.

    What I’m seeing here is a group of people who are so angry (over a video game, of all things), going through some impressive mental gymnastics because they think some woman lied about who she was. All of your proof is circumstantial at best and flat out false at worst.

  7. Only_Meuploading says:

    Just a couple of questions for you.

    I’m most interested in her time in the German Army.

    Any chance of indicating what Branch of the Service she was in, rank and providing a photo of her in uniform?

    I’m fairly sure she wouldn’t have an issue with providing that information to you.

    If per chance she does have issues with the first two, the photo would be fine.

  8. Thing 1 says:

    Hey asshole: We’ve proved FOUR TIMES that he is NOT who he SAYS HE IS.

    What the flying fuck is wrong with you?

    And Onlymeuploading, all he’s going to do is post YET ANOTHER picture of somebody HE ISN’T. He’s done that 4 fucking times already. That’s going to do no good at all.

  9. Centurion_Mk_5_2 says:

    More completely stupid bullshit that’s been deleted.

  10. Thing 1 says:

    And that’s about it. I can only tolerate a complete fucking moron for so long.

  11. SPACEDUDE71 says:

    So centurion platoons with him and uber regularly.
    And yet theres no voice chat involved. Doesnt that raise an eyebrow centurion?
    Why all the different photos posted from lace? Even if 2 is different. Why? Who uses fake photos for their profiles.
    Theres nothing indicating that lace spent vast amounts of time with any germans.
    Think about it. U spend yrs practically as a family with hundreds of germans in surroundings with thousands of germans. Anyone would tend to show some form of german influence. Just like a marine in usa. U can tell a marine thats in the room.
    Lace has no miltary experience in german army or any other.

  12. Speedy_DePalma says:

    @spacedude exactly it’s nothing but diversion, subversion, denial and excuses across the board to know it’s horseshit. It’s so easy to said person to put all this to rest but nope they double down.

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